John Moe

Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Well, this took a turn.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Saw my first cybertruck in the wild. Felt like I was instantly and just for a moment transported to a video game from 1991. I involuntarily laughed.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

The main reason to mow your lawn is that you then get to look at your neighbor’s unmowed lawn and shake your head.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

kind of a weird ad but it does resonate

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

“I doesn’t get any better than this.” - massively depressed person

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

The writer, hard at work, is once again haunted by the What Are You Even Talking About ghost.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

The ladies call me "Forbes dot com" because I'm overly complicated, always trying to sell them something, a nightmare to deal with, and generally my content is not worth the effort.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Holy shit Fantasmas on HBO. Julio Torres is such a delightful and important artist.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

I bet one of the upsides of dying is you get to read all those nice things people write about you in the second person on social media. You're just kickin' back in the coffin, scrollin', big smile on your dead face.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

I found this valuable even though I neither play nor watch nor even keep up on tennis:
kottke.org/24/06/a-few-...

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

Like me, you can fit your whole name on a vanity license plate but I bet, like me, you haven’t.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Please tell me the most mildly, minimally interesting fact about you. Like just barely interesting. I'll start: The western hemisphere's last remaining manufacturer of barber poles is located less than a mile from my house.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

Yesterday I interviewed a guy from Helena and today I interviewed a guy from Missoula. How am I feeling now? Kind of MT.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Happy Father’s Day to the best dad ever in the whole world, whoever that might be.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Called my dad for Father’s Day and he asked for one thing: “Could you please reassemble me from all the ashes you scattered in the ocean decades ago?” No can do, Dad! Classic Dad.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

My wife’s out of town for the night and you know what that means! That’s right: tomorrow morning I’ll make enough coffee for two people because I don’t know how to make it for just one person anymore.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

If I don't feel sorry for myself, who the hell else is going to do it? Christ it's like I have to do everything around here.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

WIFE: What’s wrong? ME: nothing WIFE: Come on, what is it? ME: it’s nothing it’s fine WIFE: ME: WIFE: It’s the way Mork talks to Orson again, isn’t i— ME: YOU DON’T CALL YOUR SUPERIOR “LASERBREATH”. IT IS INSUBORDINATION. HE SHOULD NOT DO THAT.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

Meanwhile, Gatherer Biden runs into no such problems.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

I don’t know what I was expecting going to a Great Clips that had a two-star average. Essentially, I let the surgeon who got a 40% in med school operate on my hair. But how can you mess up short hair on a balding head? Dr. 40% knows how.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Such is the response, historically, to my Seattle Mariners.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

1. Astros. Obvious. 2. Rangers. Always have more swagger than they’ve earned. 3. Angels. Loss of Ohtani and inability to win with Trout mitigates rivalry. 4. A’s. Used to be biggest rival but now I’m sad for them.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Today, as they say, years old when I realized those aren't vocals going "AAAah AAAah" (twice) just before the "And as we wind on down the road" part of "Stairway to Heaven". Those are guitars. Only heard that song eleventy squillion times. Life is full of surprises.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Go up on stage at the Fitz tonight to do some comedy with @pftompkins.bsky.social. @mike-eagle.bsky.social was there too.
And there’s not a goddamn thing wrong with a night like that.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

new steely dan collab just dropped

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

what if the best steely dan song is any major dude will tell you because I think maybe it is

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Enjoying the show Bodkin on Netflix but it’s hard to adjust to Will Forte playing a reasonably intelligent character.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

The government isn’t coming after me. They’re coming after you. I’m just standing in the way. Then I’m stepping off to the side a bit, kind of pivoting my body, then pointing to you and saying, “There they are. Get them, government.”

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

All the accounts of near death and afterlife experiences seem to indicate that it's just a lot of hanging out with all your relatives for all eternity. Just one big family reunion that never ever ends, that you can never go home from. And I guess we just have different ideas of paradise.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Meanwhile over on the Sasquatch Facebook group, folks are speculating as to why we hear no accounts of a Sasquatch getting a gun and shooting people. Everyone agrees they could if they really wanted to.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Being a contestant on Jeopardy seems really difficult but if someone just gave me a chance, if I could really give it a try, I bet I would fail miserably because of how difficult it is, like I said.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

Tried to search up if the band Cameo ever does Cameos but I’m not good enough at internet to figure it out.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

My favorite part of that Neil Young song “Helpless” is when Big Bird’s flying across the sky. Because I had no idea he was capable of that.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

“Do you like my new shoes? Aren’t they just (deep guttural piercing yowl of the damned)?” - girl who spent one semester on a study abroad in Hell

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

If you love the song “Lake Charles” by Lucinda Williams like I do. I invite you to let this article about it fucking destroy you: www.austinchronicle.com/music/1998-1...

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

🎶 Just thinking about Rob Morrow Clears away Rob Sadness and Rob Sorrow 🎶

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

I can’t buy a ticket to Furiosa until I can confirm that she drives a car called the Furiosa Fury Road Roadsta.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

I started listening to the very funny podcast Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s. I’m about seven episodes in and the titular question has pretty much been answered.
There are 334 episodes of this podcast.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

Next year I’m going to do No Moe May. Just cease to exist for a month. Rematerialize on June 1.

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