??'s avatar

??

@jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social

23 followers 45 following 886 posts

They/She Media Sommelier


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Every accusation is always a confession. Trump himself never thought he'd win and no one else did either.

0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Franky is the weird but fun uncle that shows up with homemade fireworks but sets them off in the rich neighborhood in case anything blows up.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I am trying to be kinder to the people who demonstrably ate too much wall candy as children, so I will only say that she seems like a deranged person with no redeeming qualities.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

That's a confession. That wasn't just a brain worm it was a prion.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

lol, ysah, it is easy to forget stuff like this but I never do.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Oh. Yeah, they all look alike because Rupert Murdoch had a type he liked to get handsy with.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Whoever this is

2 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Same.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I always felt like that weirdo on FOX (not narrowing it down am I?) that did a segment featuring a steak that had a bunch of straws and a light bulb stabbed into it was a bit of Dadaist Self-Satire. Like, this inane and absurd person is showing us an insight into the mind of the conservative.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Answered your own concerns. Unless of course you think Biden's cabinet and VP are equivalent to competency and intent to those of Bush Jr, Reagan, or Trump. Biden isn't getting woken up at 2am for anything short of a nuclear bomb, an alien invasion, or a catastrophic natural disaster.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Gee. I wonder where all the fentanyl is coming from. Oops, I dropped my package of Ritz CRACKERS entirely by accident in completely unrelated events. Also, it's white people.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Part of the role of the POTUS is to appoint competent cabinet members and staff that can execute the duties of the office should the POTUS be incapacitated or indisposed. As much as we like to conceptually view the POTUS as a king or an emperor, the office simply does not execute that role.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

It is that and fear of setting precedent or ramping up escalation of force. Both of those are soaked in comforting lies society tells itself, but that's where we are.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

This has Wohl's "at the hipster coffee shop" story energy. Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen among the hardest.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

She paid Elmo to post that.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I knew it was bad, but I didn't know Israel was in their Redo of Healer Era. Israel must fall.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

My wife works at a hospital and let me tell you... her union rep seems blissfully unaware that the history of his position in those negotiations consists of, "Listen up fuckstick. You negotiate in good faith or you'll be happy you're already in a hospital."

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Huh. I am apparently blocked by 16 people who I don't even know or care who they are. Neat.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

The most deranged part in all of that is their assumption of themselves being included in that group of "smart people"

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

"my skydaddy fanfic is better than your skydaddy fanfic!"

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I got 5% of what I wanted outperforms, "this mf invented whole new things that none of us knew we didn't want" Totally understand where you're coming from on the disappointment thing tho

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Before Reagan the Movement Conservatives were a sideshow. He gave them political power and well... Then there's also stuff like the Reagan's Court Astrologer, which like... comparing a potential second term for Biden to Reagan's second term in regards to negative impact sounds fucking loopy to me.

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I mean... It was Reagan, so less damage than would have happened if he didn't have Alzheimer's but still so much damage from the malicious bastards he put everywhere that we'll probably never recover as a nation?

1 replies 0 reposts 7 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

People are complaining about that? Nah, charge what you're worth fam. That man is an example for artists to look at.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Well. That ain't good.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Touch of Evil is a fantastic choice. I learned so much about cinematography from watching that. I am also partial to Yojimbo, though I will admit I haven't seen it in a long time.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Unironically, that includes the christofascists themselves. If there's one thing you can guarantee a Christian hates it is other Christians.

3 replies 3 reposts 17 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

"Public transit?! Like a peasant!" - Peasants lying to themselves about being "Middle Class."

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Shades of "Meth. We're on it!" except that one was 100% truthful.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Nah. What I am saying is that I am not going to blame the individual that breaks into an unoccupied domicile to both get off the street and avoid unjust arrest. That is the fault of a failed and pointlessly cruel society. Cornered humans are dangerous, and I think the petite booj need a reminder.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I took a bite out of an Exalted Angel at a draft once. Obvs, I replaced it with one from my binder afterward.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Luffy? Is that you?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I have some thoughts on that but I can't quite articulate them yet. The logic was really bad and low tier thinking at best.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Why would you agree to that with a compulsive liar? "We can't do a debate because the cowardly liar who lies constantly is afraid of fact-checking and answering to the American people."

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Honestly, I am more concerned about any number of lunatic ideology based frivolous suits clogging up the courts even more than they already are.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I may have dated myself with the ^H thing. Oh well.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I will do my best to forget these until I am done^H^H^H^Hcurrent with Wandering Inn

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

*sigh* Too late.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Another one for the list. This is worse than my video game backlog.

2 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Nice! Best I do is questionable pixel art for my Discord's emotes and for when I was streaming for a bit. Like these when I was streaming One Piece Odyssey

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

AI "art" is weird and bad. Even for something like pixel art, which it SHOULD be good at, I find that I couldn't use it for anything that wouldn't just be done better by me getting good with aseprite.

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

You and my wife lol. We'd be bankrupt if she couldn't get audiobooks from the library. Me, I went through the Primal Hunter series twice. Dropping everything when Vol 9 drops next week. I have heard great things about the Wandering Inn series and am excited to get started.

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

*stares blankly at ~539 hours of Wandering Inn audiobook* Look. I'll get to it when I am done with Azarinth Healer.

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

I am embracing my true calling as a bon vivant because in order to be a heads...person for the revolution there needs to BE a damn revolution first.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Fuck Silicon Valley. They've fucked me enough. Marry Hell. I already have a condo reserved overlooking the pit with Reagan and Kissinger. Kill Orange County. There was never any other choice, or mercy.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Western Dev here, best I can do is 300gb

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Oh, and this was after a year of submitting hundreds of applications only to be told I was either overqualified or they weren't actually hiring.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

So they could consider maybe helping me with something but probably not. I joined the Army to get out the first time, was terrified to go back, and ended up in the same situation.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

It's all good. I tried to get in with the local VA shelter deal but because I had couches and floors to sleep on, I "wasn't homeless enough" to be helped. I remember my bike getting stolen (lol chico things) and being told to beg on the corner for bus fair if I wanted to come in person to the EDD

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


??'s avatar ?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social
[ View ]

BLAME! is probably too big tbf

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes