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jon crunktian

@jon-christian.bsky.social

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Editor and senior dish washer at Futurism, pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes

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it's going down

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does anyone have tips on not being a nervous wreck 24/7

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why would you sit like this

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is there a codeword to activate Dark Brandon or something

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let's hear him out

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not now babe i'm loading out my Tactical Stanley Quencher

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great job google

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i sound like a broken record but this is what i keep telling friends/family who are constantly infuriated by this stuff. it's their attempt at socially acceptable clickbait

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okay sigh... *crunch*

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misplaced my coffee and tried to take a sip of a candle

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i do not

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i feel like even "just" what he's admitting to -- having a sexual relationship WITH HIS EMPLOYEE WHO IS CLEARLY NOT ABLE TO GIVE REASONABLE CONSENT BECAUSE HE IS THE SOURCE OF HER INCOME -- is completely revolting. and that's without getting into the other stuff www.tortoisemedia.com/2024/07/03/e...

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Johnny Cash was simply no match for Johnny Venmo

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i feel like the internet was better back when it was mainly Flash animations of stick figures fighting each other

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your honor, let’s work it out on the remix

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i feel so much psychologically better after doing my first morsel of exercise in a day

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she's now just roaming the streets of london making random people feel wildly uncomfortable

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The is the type of article that the allegedly super smart ChatGPT-4o is citing in its answers

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updating the homies on my weekend activities

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imploring the universe for a Hulu miniseries about Ozy

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monkfish with a kind of saffron/pine nut/roasted garlic sauce... going for a sort of catalan vibe or something

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mainly a salsa in that shot but it was overall a kind of catalan vibe -- spinach with pine nuts, papas bravas and a saffron monkfish

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a mix of things but in that shot mainly a salsa!

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AI has unlocked a level of facebook pandering previously unknown to science

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i wish there was just one exercise you could do that would exercise your whole body

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using small bits of tape to improve my wife's books

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netflix: i cost $15/month and our entire budget goes to lurid reality tv HBO: i keep changing my name and my app is a human rights violation. i have raised my price three times already this month tubi: i'm free, don't require an account, and i have every movie you would possibly want to watch

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blasting Enya so loud that my neighbors tremble in fear

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cannot fathom the cruelty of banning being homeless. where the f*ck do you think people are going to go instead

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actually, sh*tting the bed during an important public speaking event is the most relatable thing that a candidate can do for me

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buying a bottle of placebos too so i can do some Research

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just some straight up phenibut? cool, thanks Zuckerberg!

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facebook ads have gone completely off the rails

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yeah i hate to be a simp and i'm sure eventually it'll rug pull us all, but so far i really have very few gripes with bluesky, fantastic product

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yes... that's definitely the first thing i think of when i hear "HRT"

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you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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why stop at a triple IPA? i bet science could cook up a quintuple IPA... 10x even

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whoever did his makeup/prosthetics deserves an Oscar

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