Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips @socialistboghag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

One of my cats is a former alley cat and I would 100% trust her more than tr*mp to appoint the next SCOTUS justice. Her morals include loyalty and decency and not taking any shit from anyone.

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Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

It wouldn't hurt to have the beautiful singing voice of Thurl Ravenscroft, either...

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Negative ES @negativees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

haha this is crazy. i saw this on bsky and then i went back to my twitter tab and saw your tweet of this. i am very stoned.

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Freedom @freedom2b.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

As pleasant as a wolverine.

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Tobias Carroll @tobiascarroll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

I nearly spit out my drink when I read this.

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@boredompeejeterson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

You have the morals of an alley cat, are you're soon gonna be jailed Mister Griiiiiinch... If I had done an insurrection, I would have done a proper job and... wouldn't have failed Okay, I'd need to workshop this a bit

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

It’s a shame Thurl Ravenscroft died 19 years ago.

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

You've the morals of an alley cat, And the brains of pickled shit Mister Truuuuuuump

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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Literally the only zinger.

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EroticGent @eroticgent.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

That’s next level dis track

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EroticGent @eroticgent.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

I can hear it now.

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Trump loves verbally pummelling "nice guys". Biden will never be the guy that punches the bully in the face to make him stop. That's what Trump needs. He needs someone tough enough to stand up to his bullying.

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Laura J Mixon @laurajmg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Ack! Ear worm! 🐛😂

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

😭😭😭

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tim coe @shakespeherian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

It was one of the filthiest things you could say in the old west but they had to update it to "cocksucker” when they made Deadwood

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