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Josh Gondelman

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Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.


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The name is less funny than the thing it is!!

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The first ventriloquist was for sure burned at the stake with no chance to explain themself right?

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Hamstring has got to be the funniest name for a body part. "I don't know what's going on with your leg. It's like pork twine in there."

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I saw @ekkoastral.bsky.social play this song live recently, and it really knocked me on my ass (and the record does the same thing)!!!

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Didn’t realize how sad this sounded until I’d already hit send.

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Love 2 share!!!

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Fun fact about me: On my honeymoon, I read Dark Money by Jane Mayer and had horrible nightmares every night!

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Such a fun show!!! (Also I am a tender 39 years old!)

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Such a fun show!!! (Also I am a tender 39 years old!)

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“The founding fathers” has got to me the corniest turn of phrase that people routinely use. “Won’t someone consider what George Washington—who, by the way, is my daddy—would have to say about this!!?!”

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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Just finished rewatching the three network tv seasons of Arrested Development and can’t settle on a favorite performance!!! Not that I have to!!! But still!!!

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I used to but I left them with my old roommates when I moved in with Maris.

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Just finished rewatching the three network tv seasons of Arrested Development and can’t settle on a favorite performance!!! Not that I have to!!! But still!!!

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My new beard trimmer has a USB charger which is super convenient if I’m ever away from my dog but still want my laptop to be covered in hair.

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Tonight! Union Hall! Alison Leiby and I present: Sup, Bro? featuring Liza Treyger, Dan Perlman, Matt Koff, and more! Ticket link:

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Tonight! Union Hall! Alison Leiby and I present: Sup, Bro? featuring Liza Treyger, Dan Perlman, Matt Koff, and more! Ticket link:

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“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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A stranger just asked me very politely to move around the corner so his girlfriend could pee on the street more privately while we all wait for this storm to pass. Chivalry lives!

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Hahahaha “Mergers & Acquisitions” streaming only on LinkedIn.

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I know there are more important things going on, but last week I recorded an hour of jokes, and tonight I tried my first new ones out for the next hour. I am trying to focus on and enjoy the creative process rather than fixating on business stuff. It's nice!

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Hahahaha I’ve got some other potential titles lined up!

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Thanks! Just a couple of little things I’m excited about!

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I know there are more important things going on, but last week I recorded an hour of jokes, and tonight I tried my first new ones out for the next hour. I am trying to focus on and enjoy the creative process rather than fixating on business stuff. It's nice!

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My neighbor gave me a cucumber from her garden, and I want to reciprocate her kindness, but I don't have any productive hobbies. Currently I'm planning to hand her a crossword puzzle I've solved most (but not all) of.

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This week’s That’s Marvelous newsletter is maybe extra enthusiastic and sincere, and also I make fun of Justin Timberlake a little.

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I bet the best part of being in a throuple is that you have someone to do all three Beastie Boys parts at karaoke.

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Oooo! Did we see you last night from across the room???

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Oh shit Ted Leo is the best. Shake The Sheets is a perfect album. The Pharmacists are so good live. Truly inspirational/aspirational levels of craft and performance as well as righteousness and generosity.

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This week’s That’s Marvelous newsletter is maybe extra enthusiastic and sincere, and also I make fun of Justin Timberlake a little.

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