JaneDanger

@anasmashnova.bsky.social

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Former moron trying to read a little bit

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StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

Flamin’ Hot Tums

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Im watching this documentary about the rain forest and this bitch eats fish she catches in the rain forest and shes chubby so Your body picks your weight

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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

Yes, an elevator can whistle 😗

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

His teeth are like an email from grandma, “all caps”

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

I'm doing the best I can and that's way less than I need to.

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

Remember how stoked people were that a normal looking person was on tv in Ozark

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

Calling CPS on whoever adopted this highway

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FK @funkelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

cloudy with a chance of deezballs

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Um not here for tabloids covering Nick Cages assault of his mother, Im personally ready for the Nicolas Cage come back

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

Ends silence

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Its so over for Biden

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

Am I naive or is project 2025 propaganda. Like I feel like its another vote for Hillary or handmaids tale thing But then again the abortion rights did erode idk

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

I can get behind doing nothing on sunday and not allowing anyone else to do stuff either

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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and the new game I invented where you play with hand grenades tied to horseshoes.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Clearly not what I thought

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Capitalism people

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

The worst part about it being so hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk is that everything you eat off the sidewalk after that ends up tasting a little like egg.

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

I just learned there are eggs in ice cream from reading the label

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

Men love to rap

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Mike’s Hard Carapace

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ben schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

this is great, but there really should be a vegan alternative to finding texas power outages.

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Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

Judging by Reddit comments and YouTube essays I’m starting to think we all vastly under estimated the commercial potential of book reports

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Marcel Jacobs. Finest man on earth

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Jennifer Liang @jenniferliang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

You would have record turnout if you handed out these.

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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Glad youre alive!!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

Using my CVS app to see which stores are sold out of covid tests to figure out where the outbreaks are

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Um this sounds like you def should consider in patient care. Like you need pain meds and an iv you get gapapentin and a doctor to make sure you dont die

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Im a little millenial wah Im gonna listen to some outkast on loud speakers in my car

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semiotics of film grain @jamiroqueer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

everyone’s French election takes are wrong

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Please check into a rehab facility Ive had friends die withdrawing at least know you may call a hospital and should go if it gets bad

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Did some one in the comments section really recommend something like this already existing??

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

A sommelier who recommends the perfect pairing of drugs with the concert you're attending

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Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

butter me like one of your french rolls

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

Watching Beverly Hills cop and eating a gross blueberry muffin lije its 1996

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

In this way, the French Left is like Voltron

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Butter and walkable cities

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

no matter what happens youll always be an insane person who lives inside my phone to me <3

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

One of my professors is 45, but the dude Im fucking is 45

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

A dessert tortoise

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

pharmacist: can you spell out the name of the prescription you want refilled please? me: absolutely, it’s C-H-E-E-T-O-S

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

What is steve carrell eating man he looks amazing

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

When is Taylor Swift gonna send Travis Kelce back into the wild

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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Ohhhhh my god i have two prescriptions ready for pickup? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite sertraline

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

I wish Democrats would understand that it doesn’t matter how much the oil companies bribe you, if you support fast tracking clean energy you’ll get popular support AND get a brand new and less-regulated energy industry to bribe you.

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JaneDanger @anasmashnova.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Insanity is asking my mom if shes sure we re out of coffee ice cream and expecting not to find any in the freezer

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

the best posters on bluesky are probably using light mode

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Not a lot to look forward to other than new and inventive preparations of potato

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