Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

What, and I mean this sincerely, the actual fuck is she saying?

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

OMG this would have saved me from decades of trauma after having to change for swimming, or not wanting to be "like the boys"

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

"Please don't tell people to not smoke smelly cigars in your apartment, it's rude" "Please don't tell people to not pick their noses and flick the boogers in your apartment, it's rude."

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

Preordered, waiting with bated breath...

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

"Mama, why are you reading that boring book? You could be petting me."

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

All of them can fuck all the way off.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Feel the Bern

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

I mean that's a good start.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

I quickly searched for this story and WOW the only choices about the media coverage of this was either the media are completely gullible, or they just completely dropped the façade of acting in good faith anywhere.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

Oh my sweet summer child. Neither Canada nor the UK are even in the same league as the US. Your NJs are strictly JV compared to our entire party of RWNJs running at all levels of government.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

I got whiplash just reading that. Wow. I guess RWNJs are gonna RWNJ

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Yes, and you see that on Instagram all the time with raffles if you @-tag two friends…

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:24 UTC

Was that even a thing? What? (As an aside, my back started hurting as soon as I read that.)

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

1000% positive that this is just capturing likes. FB, you suck hard sometimes.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

oh my or rather om nom nom nom nom.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

Ah yes the holiday Wish Book was required reading.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

I remember the debut of Schoolhouse Rock (when it was Scholastic Rock) on Saturday morning cartoons.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

I'm not sure in which order I should put these words, but Sherman and Peabody have entered the "competitively aggressive shedding" or "aggressively competitive shedding" part of the season, to the point where not only are they annoying the other one, but themselves as well.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

HT @juliahosack.bsky.social

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

2018 called and wants its waxing outrage back.

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

The truth hurts, yo

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

I can't wait for the transphobes to tie themselves in knots trying to say that either, we can always tell, or that trans women have an unfair advantage in <checks notes> beauty contests

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you probably need to let your onions caramelize a little bit longer

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