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jon "RNC security perimeter enjoyer” schuster

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Former IT drudge. He/him Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)


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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"

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jon "RNC security perimeter enjoyer” schuster
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Right?

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Tip on the cost of what you were served. Not the what you were charged. If you BFF bartender comps a drink, include that in your tip, and do that for all service workers for everything you're served.

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jon "RNC security perimeter enjoyer” schuster
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Well those extra steps to communication are needed because you are humans, not foxes. Presumably.

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🏆

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You really need to ask why the Black people you think are nonchalant about the fascism you're panicked about are nonchalant. It's because we've been bearing it way heavier than everybody else for centuries & know how to handle it. Too bad you'd rather accuse us than get on board. We're surviving.

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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.

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It would be glorious to see a replay of Senator Harris -v- Judge Beery McWeepsalot on the Presidential Debate stage!

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It's still early in the land of the troll farms. Give it a few hours and it'll pick right up 😁

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And that's the nub of it. The higher up the chain, the higher percentage of true believers.

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"his fumbling is giving me goddamned anxiety" Whoops, sorry I thought you were referring to something else

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And the other half is spewing negativity? Heyyyho! (I'll just see myself out)

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Yep. Solid follow right there!

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Your honor, with all due respect, please tell me what smells of cheap wine, cigarettes This place is always such a mess Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn

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jon "RNC security perimeter enjoyer” schuster
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Gotta hand it to ya

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The only thing I miss from the hellsite was an account that posted the "agenda" her father printed out for his regular nights out with his buddies. It was such a charming account to follow. *wistful sigh* (they're probably milkshake ducked by this point right?)

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🎯

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I don't know if I'm the volunteer or the rescue dog in this scenario...

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A wee bit of hair-on-fire scampering about.

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Aick: Otter Chaos. 🦦's avatar Aick: Otter Chaos. 🦦 @aick.bsky.social
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When you make the flag, I know a certain Justice's wife who'd love one! (DM me the invoice)

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🎶Gee, Congressman Quigly, What ya tryin to do? Gee, Congressman Quigly, Quig you!🎶

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"But ...that makes them-" -- Aye! And cheap ones, too!"

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Batten down the hatches! Looks like a cat 5 Swiftiecane!

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What happens when people with the institutional power to fight evil people don’t fight is those without institutional power despair. You can blame desperate people for the suffering that’s coming their way, if you want, but doing so doesn’t distinguish you from fascists.

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Oooooh, so do they harvest mold for the chemicals, or is the mold growing inside the ants? This is so cool!

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Wake up babe, new ant just dropped...and exploded

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Timely information, well presented!

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Well, it's been a day, hasn't it? Goodnight Bluesky

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But hey! in the meantime we can shoot off a crapton of explosives... wheeee!

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Why are you hanging out in cartoon retirement homes?

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J. F. (and I mean F!) C...

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And Jarvanka has the contract for supplying the stationary. On a cost+25% contract, naturally...

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...but *only* if done officially!

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It would be cool and damp...and bugs 🦎

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Oh ghods, thank you for that, on such a day as today ❤️

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What...what have you donnnne?

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Not me quickly checking Fiasco's account to see if permissions were granted for the belleh photos...

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I may know one of Widget's cousins...

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May his grave forever smell of urine...

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People always are gonna think I'm a doomsayer unless they're on board, but this is not the final devastating Supreme Court decision we'll get in the next few months. And it's realistic that Trump can be our next president. So buck up. If you're collapsing now, get ready for more. Sound harsh.

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Oh, yeah! Plus whatever random leftovers I find in the freezer? Good stuff!

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Oh ghods yes! One pot meals are the best.

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Scrounging from the fridge, or...?

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⬆️ NSA disinfo

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*shudders*

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the sad part is that biden will see this moment and say “im gonna act like an extra good boy to show im the responsible choice for president and everyone will think that’s nice!”

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💔

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As long as she's not kidnapped and put on "trial" by half a dozen or so neckbeard chuds...

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boy, i gotta tell you, as an american, i’m getting real sick of seeing “6-3” on things that will dictate the way i experience the rest of my life.

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