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Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social |
"would u fuck an elf if they were real" shut up loser id fuck a whole dnd campaign worth of consenting fantasy creatures u think I'm gonna slip on "elf" I'm doing petrificationplay with a beholder you lightweight
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Marcus Noble
@marcusnoble.bsky.social
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As someone who is involved in both the furry fandom and TTRPGs elves never really seemed that exotic to me. I'm a monster fucker all the way.
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Katie Tightpussy
@juicysteak117.gay
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REAL
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Six will do the damn thing.
@thesix.bsky.social
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and the barbarian is fuckin' it in the ass and we're just all having a pretty good time right now.
0 replies 3 reposts 19 likes
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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.
@cppilgram.bsky.social
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Tall thin humanoid with pointy ears, how risqué
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Ciaránavirus
@sarklor.bsky.social
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So uhhhhhhhh is there a *Mrs.* Primordial Horror Beyond Mortal Ken
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Nope
@torshi.bsky.social
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Sorry no I'll be too busy getting fully eaten by the mimic
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Shae (please use responsibly)
@leggylesbean.bsky.social
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Do they have any idea how much sexual experience a person would collect over literal centuries? Epf sex would blow your mind in ways you didn't even think were possible. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Give me 10 minutes in Faerun and I'll be pregnant with a silver draconic sorcerer
1 replies 1 reposts 8 likes
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Summer
@mwsl.bsky.social
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"Tarrasque this ass" is crudely written on the sign I hold up as the monster destroys a city of 10,000.
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Tinselfire
@tinselfire.bsky.social
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How did we culturally regress to "would u fuck an elf" when ten years ago the conclusion was "if it's a sentient consenting adult, there's a way..."?
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Maddie (derogatory)
@pbastronaut.bsky.social
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Absolutely fucked off that my DnD group are more interested in slaying monsters and getting loot than attending a goblin orgy.
1 replies 0 reposts 28 likes
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Amanda, moss goblin
@fluidfyre.bsky.social
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LMAO
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Moderately Grouchy
@moderately-grouchy.bsky.social
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I am still hot for that sylph in the original AD&D Monster Manual
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Heather Trails
@heathertrails.bsky.social
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I'm doing petplay with a werewolf, and I'm the pet! :p
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"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying."
@nocatsnomasters.bsky.social
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You are Larian Studios and I claim my $5.
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Ripperoni
@ripperoni.com
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How tall is the elf?
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⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸
@manufacturedtulpa.bsky.social
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getting your hard on petrified by a beholder/gorgon/medusa/basilisk so you can fuck forever
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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Now all I can think of is: "I've got a Rod of Lordly Might." "You can put it in my Bag of Holding."
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May Fürhst, Queen of the Hectocotylus
@inkloaded.bsky.social
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My kinda party right there.
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Hesse 🏳️⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒]
@thatdoll.online
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classic Julia
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Sky
@queerbluesky.bsky.social
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This is what "beauty is in the eye of the Beholder" actually means
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@vonhonkington.bsky.social
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Consensual disintegration ray
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Yooberz 🍤
@yooberz.postes.club
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Slipping into a gelatinous cube
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Can o' Tartanpaint
@canotartanpaint.bsky.social
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"Beauty" only occupies one of the Beholder's eye. The rest contain "horny".
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Brian C. Johnson
@makewright.bsky.social
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"...ask your cleric if 'Beholder' is right for you." If your erection remains petrified for longer than four hours, seek divine intervention immediately.
0 replies 2 reposts 14 likes
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Bible Blackbelt
@estrusflask.bsky.social
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Drakainia
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Azure
@aguyuno.bsky.social
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What those tentacles do though
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D&D Ratty Boi
@blackhornbuck.bsky.social
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Gnolls, minotaurs, lizardfolk, dragonborn... And more!
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes