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words, snacks, naps

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Same Old Karen 🫧's avatar Same Old Karen 🫧 @karencorday.bsky.social
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I don’t ask for much on this internet and I’m really cranky and tired this is one small thing

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Really don’t need to see some middle aged white guy referring to his children as “little homies,” ok?

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💀[that’s also a reference to the song “Skull” by Sebadoh is there a Sebadoh one?]

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I’m so sorry ❤️

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I am 40 or 50 years old and I DO need this

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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) 's avatar Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social
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Hell yes Kansas.

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Happy 21st birthday, give or take a day, to this glorious phantom whose been begrudgingly accepting 4-6 pets per day for a frighteningly large portion of my life, oops she’s back under the bed again until tomorrow

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::sharpens sword:: ok, let’s look at math and ::swinging sword wildly::

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::sharpens #2 pencil, which is still how people take tests, obviously :: ok, let’s look at math and cry!!!

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Great news the shittiest possible version of the dress I wore to take the SATs in 1993 is on sale at Madewell

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Just got an email asking “What if you were given nine lives and nine careers?” and I screamed so hard that I blacked out for a second

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so what, big deal's avatar so what, big deal @ddrenle.bsky.social
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RIP to Willie Mays. What do you even say? He played baseball in the most graceful, joyous, beautiful way possible, and he played it at a time when it was the game that America cared about most deeply, and our ability to even understand what that meant and what he meant is passing out of memory.

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Trump and Biden are both older than Dan Quayle

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Mondo Mascots's avatar Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social
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Matagi No Momiji, from Hokkaido, is a pink deer with a shotgun for hunting hunters.

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Also…I NEVER get better at running and I don’t care. I top out at 5K and that’s FINE. GREAT, even. I can run three miles?! Fucking cool. I’m embracing mediocrity and it’s glorious

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I was a really athletic kid but gave it up upon discovering smoking, weed, and sitting around listening to music and talking shit. Nice to discover balance in midlife — why not a little of both?

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Love to be the slowest, plodding-est, sweatiest runner on the bike path and still exchange curt nods with the jocks

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Literally 99 percent of all people remember their mistakes have you ever had a conversation with a person? Conversations are at least 20 percent recounting mistakes & then reassuring the other person that no one cares about the mistake they made last year bc they’re focused on your mistake from 2017

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I’m sorry, some bisexual women have male partners?!

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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Heartwarming! When this 4th grader realized some of his classmates were struggling with lunch debt, he came up with a plan to raise the money needed to cover their debt. Then he scrapped that plan and trapped his school board in a Saw-style series of death puzzles.

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Just gonna once again share this feed that automatically surfaces every Gift Link or Gift Article on Bluesky across many news outlets. This is basically how I get my news now: slow, generally very good, with a recommendation.

bsky.app/profile/did:...