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Alex F
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I just don’t think a Navy Seal would last a second trying to navigate motherhood while also PMSing.
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Art director & designer.
Former theater kid.
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Alex F
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I just don’t think a Navy Seal would last a second trying to navigate motherhood while also PMSing.
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Alex F
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After not watching a lick of “House of Dragons,” I can say one thing and that is that they didn’t deserve the service of those dragons!!
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Alex F
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ChairBnB, for times when you just need to sit a little, as a treat.
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Alex F
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Excited for when America is replaced by a Spirit Halloween store next year.
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Alex F
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Touched grass today, which was a nice change of events
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Alex F
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Sigh, Rachel, your tweets (skeets? I can’t, I just can’t) are truly keeping me going.
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Alex F
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The first Supreme Court was literally like a dude on a horse, going court to court, we can change this stupid thing!
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Alex F
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Shout out to pilots, or as my almost four year old says, “Plane bus drivers.”
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Alex F
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People are rightfully pessimistic and it’s hard to run on “at least we’re not the WORSE guy even though we inherited his court and they’re running circles around us.”
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Alex F
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I just don’t think the “vote for the whole group!!” works when Roe was taken away during a Democratic administration. The Supreme Court is making fools out of the Biden administration, which, frankly, looks bad! And was the entire reason people voted for them in the first place!
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Alex F
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Could really use a TGIF evening line up tonight, tbh.
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I can't believe we, as a species, invented bread and cheese - two things that require multiple, complicated steps as well as microbe husbandry - and this is the best political system we've got
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Alex F
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Ah. should’ve posted the cherries now. That was on me for getting the timing wrong.
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Alex F
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Ok, going to share my little oil painting of cherries that I did because they’re gentle and bright and fun and I think we could all use some of that on occasion.
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Alex F
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This is a *civil* society
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Alex F
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I came on here to post a dumb cherry oil painting and instead, I yelled into the void
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Alex F
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I just—like even a single law or statute or something to establish that the Supreme Court doesn’t get to just run rampant? Just one? As a treat? Like WHO IS THEIR CHECK, CAN WE GET ONE PLEASE??
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Alex F
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Ship it!
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Alex F
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Feels marketable.
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Alex F
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When you account for 30-45 minutes, but it takes 15? That’s service, baby.
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Alex F
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We’re riding the “New York City Supreme Limousine Express,” which is when you get on a bus and you’re the only person on it for the entire usually 30 minute long trip.
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Alex F
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As I rock my almost four year old to sleep, the last sweet whispers I hear in his tiny voice, just barely audible, are… “Goodnight air conditioner.”
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Alex F
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(This is “Kathy Hochul’s response to people being mad about congestion pricing getting cancelled at the last second” adjacent.)
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Alex F
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Like 72% of New York Democrats are one legitimate public grievance response away from exploding into “Actually, I’m a Republican.”
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Alex F
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37 years old and looking up “diet to lower cholesterol.” Slay.
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Alex F
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The Wing is my Roman Empire and no, I won’t be taking any questions, thank you.
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Alex F
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Ya gotta do it for Rory! Who did not, in fact, get any tacos tonight.
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Alex F
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He’s also never said the word combination “Taco Tuesday” before which was honestly…just such a delight.
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Alex F
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To avoid going to bed tonight, my three year old said it’s “Taco Tuesday” and then promptly asked for tacos, which how could I…possibly respond “no” to that?
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Alex F
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Alex F
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My personality is begging people to read one book, just any book, on something they proclaim passion over. Just one. Please.
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Alex F
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The airport is LOVELY, banking into an almost water landing is not.
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Alex F
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There’s something so fucked up about taking off and landing at Laguardia, the energy is so chaotic!!
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Alex F
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Sigh. You know. We used to just have message boards.
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Alex F
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All I’m saying is that Vin Diesel would never.* *This is a joke, I don’t know if he would or wouldn’t but it really did feel like it’d be funny if he would never
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Alex F
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Oohh! Yes I believe it does! At least that’s how I’ll be relaying it to the three year old!
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Alex F
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Best way to explain the earthquake and aftershocks to my three year old is to say that the Earth is just trying to fart a little, right?
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Alex F
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I just feel like if someone punched me on the street in New York City, it would unleash something really bad? Like I obviously wouldn’t win fighting back, but there would be blood?
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Alex F
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I just finished “Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow” and my brain really wants me to write a thesis that compares/parallels it with a “A Little Life” and why one is so superior to the other and is this why people join book clubs?
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Alex F
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Apparently the only meme I have saved on my phone, from February 2021
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Alex F
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See also: “No one asked you to do this!” “You can just NOT DO THIS” “Literally, do not do this!”
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Alex F
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How many times can I scream “Just, DON’T!!” at the tv while watching Ken Burns’ Vietnam documentary?
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Lisa Tozzi
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There’s a little Flaco memorial in Central Park
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Alex F
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It’s never felt so profoundly godlike until now!
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Alex F
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Taking a scriptwriting class has really helped my delusions of grandeur.
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Alex F
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“See, Sir Topham Hat is actually the bad guy,” me trying to turn my 3 year old against capitalism while we watch “Thomas & Friends.”
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Alex F
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That’s actually exactly what it is.
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Alex F
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I just…there are no words.
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Alex F
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Fascinated by the marriage of someone actively trying to get a tax levy passed for the school they work for and then their husband posting separately that “taxation is theft.” Tell me more.
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Alex F
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I should clarify: On the weekends.
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