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Rick “Mr. Neighborhoodwide”

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prices and participation may vary woodworker SF - Portland he/him


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However much these people were bullied it was not enough

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Cleveland Jardiance

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Those Cleveland city connect hats are pretty dang cool. I’m a sucker for the white front like that.

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To quote the great Mel Tormé, it’s too darn hot

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I’d never gamble actual real money that’s silly

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Hmmm. Let’s see how much hassle is involved in this.

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I would still take Joe at 3-1 right now I think (if I’m reading those odds right idk how that one works)

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If I’m mostly going to use it for Sketch-Up for drawing woodshop projects plus reading books do I need to get anything better than the 9th gen iPad?

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Boosted not booted lmao

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I recently learned the real reason why they give products names like this, and the even more gibberish varieties: it is easier to trademark something unlikely to be challenged, and registered TM stuff gets booted on Amazon

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Just out the window you can now see the river Styx

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What an ominous weird name for a curtain rod brand

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I thought people were calling her dippy not nonsensical

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HON HON HONNING INTENSIFIES

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More than I expected but less than you’d think. I lived in a very foggy part of SF. So I thought I was prepared for the rain. But I wasn’t.

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We moved to Portland burbs in 2021. It’s great for Posey, but Laura and I both miss our friends and SF too much. I’m losing my mind having to drive everywhere and not having any friends nearby.

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I’m going fucking insane in the suburbs man. Covid broke my brain so bad it made me think I’d be fine here

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I can’t wait to get back to SF where I can sit with the my old Greeks in person again

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He’s a famously incurious person who does not read. He’s going to hand the keys to those psychos, he’s not going to personally fuss over the intricacies.

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I can buy that Trumps brain hasn’t retained the specific phrase “Project 2025” because he didnt come up with the name and so doesnt care about it, and he’s never cared about details unless they happen to touch on one of his bugbears. He just demanded a way to ensure loyalty, and they gave him one

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Alexi Lalas retire bitch

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Pervers: hon hon hon!!!

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Cristiano Ronaldo is such an odious human he’s got me rooting for the French

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The Germans of Bluesky could tell you, they are the experts in doing that

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“We need a strong Republican Party” no we fuckin don’t we need a feeble Republican Party to the extent we need one at all

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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a thing about ADD is you can be looking directly into someone's eyes while they're talking, brainstorming about all the ways you can become a better listener

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Been trying to find a Del Taco/Nagelsmann joke but can’t quite get it right.

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Remember to thank the brave reporters who have been clearly holding on to stories about the Presidents mental fitness for years and would have been perfectly content to continue to do this for four more years if it wasn't obvious his time is up

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The left needs to be as utilitarian about cringe libs as fascists are about meemaws who own Precious Moments figurines

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Everyone is angry about the world and scared about the future and defensive on account of being pretty sure (correctly or not) that someone else is blaming them for something terrible and I don’t know if any of that will help but it’s probably useful to acknowledge what’s happening and breathe a bit

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“Penny Mourdant” sounds like vicar-detective a show on BBC2

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PSA England We decided some 248 years ago that you don’t get to tell us shit about fuck

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peccadillos and hang-ups, mostly

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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That’s why I poop A quarter mile at a time

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Rewatching Justified, just finished S4, might just skip to S6 on account of all the Rapaport

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Me singing at a concert for my 15,000 fans: alright everybody, I want to see those hands! Get em up! Keep those fucking hands up!!! this is a robbery!!! Put your phones and wallet in the bags being passed around through the crowd and no one gets hurt!

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If you love modern conveniences gimme a hell yeah

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My people are a joke to you?? You make light of the Gyffyds do ye?

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A tweet I will carry with me to my dying days

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And when knowledge is needed? Embrace tradition. Ask your oldest friend’s older brother. He knows.

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They absolutely want to criminalize weed and porn. This is about control and hierarchy, of which money is just one of many incidents

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Showing up gets you 80% there. Being on time gets you to 95%

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He’s spent his entire life trying to buy himself Cool, and he’s never going to succeed

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Hold on…Tommy Tutone is the name of the band, not just one guy?

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I was having such a wonderful morning until my mother in law decided to call me

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