Kel in a Handbasket (@kelonwheels.bsky.social)

she/her. born at 326.42 ppm. land back. protect trans kids & MMIWG2S. black lives matter. PNW, ADHD, bikes, rescue dogs, singer, knitter, reader, gamer. Táim ag staidéar ar Gaeilge agus amhránaíocht ar an sean nós & ᏕᎦᏕᎶᏆᎢ ᏣᎳᎩ.

Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Emerald Graves!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

NOOOOOOOOO.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

Don't leave home without it!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

I love this movie so much. I would literally watch this daily.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

Liverwurst & cream cheese sammies are SO GOOD.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

This is one of my all-time favorite covers.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

I keep reading that as "oven door trim" which also works.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:49 UTC

I dreamt I was in a band again and I had a shiny black Telecaster.

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Would.

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

Spontaneous combustion needs to get popular again.

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

Aww I want one!

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

And you actually Did The Thing!

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Alternatively, Tenacious Pea / Herbaceous D.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Can one learn this power?

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Durian Durian

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

In a rather heavy-handed application of metaphor, today's celebratory watermelon has proven to be rotten at the core. (Bad watermelon tastes BAD, y'all. 🤢)

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CindyLou @cindynorth1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Oh wait you're not supposed to just write WORDS WORDS WORDS like I do? 😁

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Cedar also has really bad anxiety days, she recommends chewing on a nice stick.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

IF your workplace has at least 15 employees.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

Why does this man look like a smoked ham.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Get well soon!

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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

[Enter the King and his Train, the Lord Chief Justice among them.]

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

In case you need MORE existential horror today, rush out & read @premeemohamed.com 's BENEATH THE RISING because it is a RIDE I tell you.

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Audley: leftover wizard @audleyzdarke.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

From Franz Kafka's diaries.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

I just finished this, great read!

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Perilously close to the horrors of the 1830s 😁

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Spooky Sara @pashion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE WEIRD GUY AT 7-ELEVEN WHO WORKS THE HOT DOG ROLLER

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Ah a Cornish jam clag I see.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

I REQUIRE A BUCKET OF TIGERS.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Oh cool! Mvto!

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Oo Pimm's cup.

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Lorg cat.

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

Welp, guess I'm gonna be hella sick for my birthday.

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

hold up. i thought this was NO country for old men

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

So, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

I somehow never knew this.
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

I’ve texted so many friends: “Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” takes place on June 27th. Enjoy your day!” Heheheheheehehe. 🪨

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

Most of the people on every help desk I've worked have had art degrees.

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

It's the Feast Day of St George Michael (his birthday). To celebrate, I suggest you listen to his many divine jams, do some mutual aid, and flirt with a stranger. May he continue to guide us all in our endeavours. Ora pro nobis, Sancte Georgi.

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 08:50 UTC

Apparently we are neither. 🤔

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 08:49 UTC

Are we human or are we kikibouba?

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Laura E. Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Today, June 23, 1593, William Shakespeare and his acting troupe perform A Midsummer Night’s Dream for Morpheus and an audience of fae folk (The Sandman: Dream Country, by @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and Charles Vess)

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Oo Polwarth!

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Oo!

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Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Comhghairdeas!

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

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