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Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social |
Congress' newly approved Homeland Security budget contains a bizarre wishlist requesting: • Tactical blimps to surveil the Canadian border • Intel assessment of online "harassment" directed at government • New DNA analysis technology Full story:
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Gabe Graziani
@gabegraziani.bsky.social
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I bet flying a tactical blimp under other circumstances is pretty chill.
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@tps12.bsky.social
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Tactical blimps. They really do have to just try to do every little detail from a dystopian sci fi movie
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wildmonkeysects™
@wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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Three in one.
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GodzillaVS 🦖
@godzillavs.bsky.social
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Canadians SUS AF.... Montanans For A Secure Border 🍁🔫🤠👍🏼
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@zclaude.bsky.social
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Tbf any policy that results in a RETVRN to tactical blimps is good, actually
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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///
@joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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We've gotta get the tactical blimps of meal team six up to the canuck border. No Tim-Bits, boys.
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Ravin Boodram
@rvbdrm.com
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What the fuck, eh? I spat out my Tim Horton’s. Sorry.
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MarikoTrue
@marikotrue.bsky.social
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Yes, I hear there is rumors of niceness, politeness and pleasantness crossing that border into the US. We can’t have that.
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Bubbles
@phonon.bsky.social
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Sorry folks, country is closed. Moose 🫎 out front should'a told ya
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Emily French
@bodhivow.bsky.social
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1984
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thatevilenby
@thatevilenby.bsky.social
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I keep saying that the Unites States is our biggest threat. Ffs it's why we're even a country yet so many Canadians seem to forget.
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roarde
@roarde.bsky.social
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TL;dr: Forced colonoscopy of exactly Spike Cohen, funded.
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Sean H
@tlanta-sean.bsky.social
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“Hello, airplanes? It’s blimps, you win.”
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@garagegoon.bsky.social
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The Canadians are the only people we need to keep out. That and smug Western Europeans. Anyone else is fine though.
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atomic bog
@jessicapancakes.bsky.social
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finally we're starting to treat the quebecois like the threat they are
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EA
@elliottanderson.bsky.social
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Mark
@marksimploding.bsky.social
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Bunch of scary young people coming to “make fun of old people” so they gotta make sure they can control you. Wooooooohoooo. The boogie men are coming to get them.
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Andrew Rowe
@newfierowe.bsky.social
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Canadians start building a wall.
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Andrew
@basshats.bsky.social
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the posting wars continue
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Dr Enrico Sidebottom Jnr
@drsidebottom.bsky.social
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A Hyper-Surveillance National Security Dystopia. THE US FELL, AND NOBODY THERE NOTICED.
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