📼Darkwave Dad📼

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

if you do not scramble through the first playthrough of a fromsoft demon souls type game like a shithouse rat (without looking up "builds" and "metas" and "secrets" on the internet) you are doing yourself a mondo disservice

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

So true, bestie. So true.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Starting to wish they had included trophies, since I scoured this optional area and found nearly nothing useful for this playthrough.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Byrgenwerth on steroids

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

I managed to get him with just four big lightning attacks and a couple R1s, but hoo-boy did it take a long time to find any openings to actually fire off an incantation. I'm barely using spirit ashes in the DLC, because half the bosses love to charge you right at the fog door.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

I think something is wrong with my Elden Ring disc.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

youtu.be/HPg8MJg4MOY?...

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

That's clearly Rivers Cuomo

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

Maybe Holy damage will be useful in the underworld.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

I fired up my original Elden Ring character to play the DLC. Found him in a pitch black poison cave atop a pile of dire rat carcasses with a clay pot over his head.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

Wild twist to this story: the album is not terrible. They put some effort into it, and the religious millenialism feels less forced in 1981.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Yelling to my wife in the other room: "I'm going to finish watching my YouTube video where a YouTuber talks is about a different YouTuber."

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

I really need to give The Cars that Ate Paris another chance, now that I'm a grownup.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

They love jumpscares sooo much.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

Yes! I had the idea to put The Man Comes Around over the credits of a zombie movies at least a year before Zach Snyder did. He owes me a music supervisor credit!

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Found an album with amazing cover art at an antique store, and it turned out to be Christian New Wave.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

Did our annual "fighting game none of us have played before" tournament yesterday. 'Them's Fightin' Herds' was a big hit, and now I am sad to discover that the developer is already defunct.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Both of these games are DOOM Also, neither of these games are DOOM

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Reading a faded library paperback of All You Need is Kill. Jumpscared by the author's thank you too his illustrator at the end.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

Alan Wake 2 is a weird game. Just blew through the new DLC in one brief sitting. It's constantly teetering on the edge between maximum effort and extreme jank.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

He's not mad I'm in his spot; just disappointed.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Nightmare Kart (Bloodborne Kart before the Sony lawyers got to it) dropped today, and it's the perfect fit for my awkward PC to CRT TV setup.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Thunderstorm strength is inversely proportional to how much effort I put into weatherizing the yard.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

I said I liked Doom when I signed up in aught-five, and somewhere along the line it decided that meant Doctor Doom. Turns out that context free comic panels are my clickbait weakness, so now my FB is 80% Spider-Men being violently eviscerated.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

We were very desperate for zombie movies at the time. 28 Days Later was still months away.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

Terminator is kind of the same way. It worked best as a self contained movie, but then the sequel just happens to be a sci-fi action all-timer.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

The old brand is dying. The new brand struggles to be born. Now is the time of grandmas.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Prime Video has mislabled "Creature" (James from Twin Peaks, 2004) as "Creature" (Klaus Kinski, 1985) and now I'm watching the wrong dimly lit hallways.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

And that's after all the Blood nerfs in the early days. I regret not doing a blood build at launch, but that's what I did in DS3 so I wanted to change it up.

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📼Darkwave Dad📼 @knarfblack.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

I hooked the microwave up to the wifi, and now I get a notification whenever my wife nukes a burrito. This must be a golden age for scumbags trying to cultivate their spouses' eating disorders.

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