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LardDragonEzra

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Fat dragon on the internet. Page will contain lots of food, fat, weight gain desires, and other fun stuff. Don't mind the mess. 36, Gay/Ace, He/Him. Icon by Pako. Header by ScottBear.

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True. But seeing my fat-stretched cheeks resting against a fat-stretched neck of several layers of rolls that are approaching some beautifully immobile arms that dwarf the size I started at is quite the sight.

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That and just how far my scales can stretch around the increasingly growing rolls. Just look at that fat head alone.

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I'm hearing a lot of horror stories about registration at Anthrocon. Good thing I decided not to go this year. I wouldn't want a much needed vacation getting screwed.

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Glaz's avatar Glaz @glazfox.bsky.social
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Commission for Fridge Hoarder!

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You did stick it under my moob. And that's quite the journey to take from my cheek. You couldn't make it in time before I ruptured.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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The Heritage foundation is a terrorist organization engaged in a coup against the United States.

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I would appreciate it. Just need to take care of myself.

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I hope they mean the color, not the taste. Otherwise, I agree.

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Chise 's avatar Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social
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I almost forgot to share this here but I received word the IND application for the HIV-1 bispecific antibody I have been working on with my team for quite some time now has received a “safe-to-proceed” from the FDA. This marks a huge milestone for us. Today is a good day. 🥹🧪

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I'm sorry my oversimplification is pretty accurate. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna try to live the rest of my short life because no one wants to tell the spoiled brats no.

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Depression is hitting again. Hopefully it won't affect my ability to work like it did yesterday.

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Now I just want to help you deal with this illness anyway I can.

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Shit. Having an illness go on this long sounds like it could be a bacterial infection.

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Last night I started screaming about how lawyers and judges can be utterly fucking stupid on purpose because of some random abstract they make up. Sure enough:

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Back in 2022: Guy in front of Kavanaugh's house, Senate immediately writes and passes a bill to protect SCOTUS justices. A week later: Uvalde shooting. Senate gives us words, then goes on vacation. A week later: another shooting, this time in an OK hospital. There's no effective form of politics.

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They are getting everything they want but one: to have the universe, and God, worship their penises.

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Which is a long winded way of saying they are spoiled brats.

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I basically muted words that would commonly appear. At least for now. I don't need to hear how fucked up everything is repeatedly.

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Muting a whole bunch of politics right now so I don't spiral into a very dark place. Already shouted my lungs out about how stupid lawyers and judges are to start beating a depression. Don't need to remind myself how much of a horrid person I am.

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If Biden and Democrats win in 2024, but do nothing to fix the problems, the standard of history will occur: a Republican will win 2028.

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Laura Helmuth's avatar Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social
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This is predictable but so important: Pasteurizing milk kills the H5N1 bird flu virus that is circulating widely in dairy cattle. It's easy to take a 150-year-old technique that has saved countless lives for granted, but don't fool around with unpasteurized dairy products. 🧪

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I want to go to the beach. Want to write my essay for grad school.

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TBSkyen's avatar TBSkyen @tbskyen.bsky.social
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there's a couple creators I follow on there who post remarkably frank sex education content by navigating around the censorship with incredibly obvious metaphor and the occasional on-screen eggplant emoji. idk, I like that people find ways to say things that matter even when systems try and stop it

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people dunk on tiktok kids for saying "unaliving" and "seggs" and so on due to censorship on the platform, but idk, I find something that there is something oddly hopeful in seeing every attempt to censor language circumvented by the infinite human capacity for euphemism

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If I was Biden, the moment Roberts finished his ruling, I would have immediately signed an executive order calling for thr arrests of the 6 conservative of the court. Shocked pikachu-faces all around. Make them regret it.

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Neil Lewis, Jr.'s avatar Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social
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"The Court’s conservative majority has revealed itself to be the most direct threat to American democracy, and any Democrat who is not ready to shelve old fears about “court packing” and get serious about expanding and reforming the Court isn’t made for this moment, period."

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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Our political ancestors responded to Dred Scott by hiring an antislavery lawyer to the presidency and simply refusing to comply with the Fugitive Slave Act, including using mob violence to reject slave hunters. I feel like we can do better.

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

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No problem. Go eat a whole buffet or two to celebrate.

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