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OMG yes, it’s awful. My mom always made a point to limit my extracurriculars. Some schools actually mandate a certain number per semester! I’m exhausted just thinking about it

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Quick reminder that random tiny liberal arts colleges also offer sports scholarships!

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Uuuggghhh thanks for the heads-up. Just installed some updates today, good to know I’ll be asking Copilot how to disable itself, truly poetic per @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social

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Alisa Bokulich's avatar Alisa Bokulich @alisabokulich.bsky.social
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Apply for a Radcliffe Fellowship! Deadline for humanities, social sciences, & creative arts is Sept 12 2024 & for science, engineering, & math is Oct 3, 2024. They welcome all areas, but are particularly interested in projects on climate change. #philsci #histsci 🧪⚒️ #BlackInSTEM #IndigenousInSTEM 👩🏻‍🔬🗃

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And no, I do not consider the very weird ceiling mount latch tether to even exist, and my HRV has that right now so he sits on the passenger side

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How long do kids typically sit in a high back car seat, even with the lap belt positioned? As much as I would love to get a CRV, it does not have the latch tether for the middle seat, and I want him to sit in the middle, as long as possible, considering how dangerous driving here is

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There were 3 weekend-long events that I wanted to go to this summer, and I knew I could go to only *one* of them… and they all turned out to be wildly expensive, so now I went to 0 of them 🙃

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lol Myst. I had Myst 3 and Myst 4, too, one on Xbox and one on PC (I forget which was on which). I always get stuck on music puzzles. Thank goodness for internet walk throughs

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Patrick S. Tomlinson's avatar Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social
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A lawyer buddy of mine says the RNC is calling law offices around MKE looking for 25-30 notaries to come notarize hundreds of documents during the convention AND waive their fees in exchange for the honor and experience of attending the RNC.

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one year I paid off several students’ financial holds at a community college with my end of year bonus (a few thousand bucks), and I truly believe only regular people with decent income will do this! the CEO isn’t thinking about it unless there is a tax write-off!

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OMG this is amazing, TY for the idea

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W h a t. TY for this

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After 5 years of allowing notifications from the Starbucks app, it finally sent me something I actually wanted LOL

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Transferred my iced decaf americano to this cold cup I inherited over a decade ago, from the law clerk before me who rage quit & never returned to collect her desk things. The rainbow straw is the perfect size

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And I will not tolerate ill words towards Caribou Coffee!! Turtle mocha FTW

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If you get it with skim milk, it’s properly spicy bc there’s no milk fat to envelope the flavors

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Any cold beverage!! You could prob get a green tea lemonade!!

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Yes, Starbucks, you absolutely got me in the door for the first time in like 3 months by offering me a rainbow straw

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And harder to read bc the text is such a light weight. Good thing I’ve been on this one for over a decade

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Great, now my dog is acting like an asshole. Why the fuck are we outside for the 3rd time tonight!! She’s not hungry, thirsty, scared, or tired, doesn’t need to pee or more, WTF

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I am also very annoyed (& not sure why!!) that the rx was filled offsite

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Incredibly annoyed that Walgreens gave me the ENORMOUS container for 30 pills. What the fuck. This literally will not fit in my cabinet, amongst the 2 antihistamines & 4 vitamins I also take 😒 wtffffff

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We’re only on this particular number bc they only started counting in about 1900. There were more!

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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I think one major factor in the exhaustion/disappointment around the Biden campaign is the same as what happened with the Clinton campaign in '16, namely that both candidates should be absolutely murdering Trump, stunting on him 24/7 for being a stupid asshole who hates everyone, and they're not

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The SweeTarts Ropes are literally a dream come true

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However, my brother graduated hs 4 years ago and took a couple APs but no dual enrollment

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No

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HASHTAG NO REGRETS 🥰🍓🍋🍋🍋

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Ok so… I came from two states that did not routinely offer AP classes, and there was NEVER any option for dual enrollment. I went to college in a state that pushed dual enrollment and AP classes. It’s so state-dependent.

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I got these Pink Lemonade Twizzlers 26 min ago and accidentally ate all but 4 twists

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Irish Catholics 😹

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I hope it leads to stricter food labeling in the UK!! That’s so awful that they just don’t disclose. Jfc. We went to a restaurant last week that has nearly killed my sister like 4 times (bc staff is wildly misinformed), and I said to her, “ah, I see you’re all dressed up for the ER” 😹😭

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“Anaphylaxis is good, actually” 😒

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I think this is why my sister has not bothered with much international travel. She has a ton of food allergies, ranging from most of the top 9 to “wait, someone can be allergic to that?!”

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Ok but the interview w/ his wife in like 2007 is amazing bc she’s trying so hard to rationalize giving up like the Scottish countryside for… Cleveland. (I am from Cleveland.)

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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Guess I should clarify: this is me. I founded an abortion activism group with three other women to fight for transparency after the city of Beverly Hills met with antiabortion extremists multiple times last summer. Check out the article:

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Maybe the canvas wants the lion to have only 3/4 of a mane!!! (—I say to myself after a decade of not sketching out the last few swirls)

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The canvas wants what it wants

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Update: IT WORKED.

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About to try boiling water to remove salmon skin, per a grandma on TikTok

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I’m reading the Wikipedia entry about the movie now as a refresher… yep, awesome.

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There’s a book? Though, considering the plot of the movie, reading the book seems ill-advised

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OMG I saw that movie a million years ago and it was so extremely my shit

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I say “it’s messing up my macros” bc I rename cases way more descriptively, but they’re all IF and TEXTBEFORE functions in Excel, so grabbing the characters before the date is kind of key

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Ah. Either way, JFC!!!

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Everything comes down to onion powder, and I’m OK with that

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The invasive small lizards in Florida have these cool little curly tails, but I have to hate them bc they’re pushing out the skinny green dudes. Fuck iguanas, tho

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I read about the kidnapping attempt and her just insulting the guy til he got out of the car 😹 we had a cat whose shelter name was Princess Anne: as a tiny, 8-wk kitten, she pushed a MUCH larger adult cat out of the way of the food bowl. I learned about Princess Anne long after and then understood.

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It’s in folder view, which also transfers to the “list of items” that you can export to Word. Looks like it’s older SCOTUS cases, bc the 2004 & 2015 cases aren’t doing it

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I mean I needed a new one for federal anyway, but this also sucks!!!

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