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Dave (The Splatter)
@davethesplatter.bsky.social
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You should've said something this morning. I had a "biometric data dump" that would've choked the NSA.
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the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage.bsky.social |
4881 followers 641 following 28235 posts
obsessed with corgis, softball, and Philadelphia | pissposter | Bluesky’s Piss Queen 👑 | Phillies partial season ticket holder | sorry I’m monogamous | she/her but also a guy sometimes venmo @Qrampage
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Dave (The Splatter)
@davethesplatter.bsky.social
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You should've said something this morning. I had a "biometric data dump" that would've choked the NSA.
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Simply Cam
@camc.bsky.social
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“To unlock door, please provide stool sample”
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Six has never taken a picture of himself holding a fish.
@thesix.bsky.social
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Cumpiling now.
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Simply Cam
@camc.bsky.social
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I’m talkin’ jizz, I’m talkin’ stool samples, I’m talkin’ hair samples, I’m talki-
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I’m cookin, don’t text
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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no loads refused biometric data dump
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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that does explain that one paragraph that just said “I'm sorry, but I cannot provide a response to your request as it goes against OpenAl's content policy”
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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this legit made me laugh out loud in public lmao
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Ed
@notdred.bsky.social
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Mommy’s not gonna like that
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I’ve got bad news guys… my boyfriend confessed that he’s been ghostwriting SCOTUS opinions using chatgpt and that he “really fucked up recently”
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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eating ass with chopsticks.
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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hell yeah! stay cool, friend! 💕
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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it’s one of those days! I hope you were able to cool off
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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my ass sweat and boob sweat are out of control!!
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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sweating profusely while waiting for the train and regretting that I chose to wear grey athletic shorts in this sweaty weather
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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lmao
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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these types of posts are by far the funniest posts lmao
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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like you should care that real people were harmed by bad people and you should put your effort into supporting those folks rather than into a weirdo self righteous crusade that makes us all visibly cringe
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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related to this, I do find it enormously hilarious when some random who didn’t like the predator goes through folks’ old interactions and then posts screenshots with captions like “DO YOU DENOUNCE [HORRIBLE BSKY BIG ACCOUNT]?!” like homie, chill, we are not about you right now
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🌟 StarLoveDeLuxie 🌟
@luxyffur.bsky.social
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"Get off your high horse!" The people yelled, for they wanted a ride too and were jealous as hell
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I like that lmao and it’s so true! we all contain multitudes! I am a mix of complimentary and derogatory multitudes!
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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sometimes! but sometimes they are still just a person who annoys me
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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lmao I do enjoy some of the shitty netflix dating shows, but you’re right, it’s not the same!
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I think at some point it’s the idea of being treated as an “account” that exists to provide entertainment to other people, so they get mad when you don’t conform to exactly what they’re looking for
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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lmao
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cigarette subaru lesbian (they/them)
@bunnymommy.bsky.social
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life is about getting fucking weird with it
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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this is why I firmly believe you should privately talk shit about people to your friends so that you don’t explode publicly, but that also requires people to not leak private convos!
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I just see people apologizing to people they probably don’t need to apologize to! like I’m not sorry for telling a harassing weirdo that they weird me out and I don’t want them to talk to me lol
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I will not say who specifically because I believe in maintaining public peace unless there is a real bad actor that we need to socially destroy
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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not even saying any of those people are “bad people”, I am saying that I simply don’t like some of you because you weird me out
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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hell yeah lmao
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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the enemy of my enemy is annoying as hell and I still don’t like them
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I don’t really care if you “knew” ahead of time that a predator was a bad person (because you didn’t, you just didn’t get along with them or thought they were annoying), and I reserve the right to still think you’re a piece of shit
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
@caulimovirus.bsky.social
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Pretty much the only point of pride I have as an American is rejecting any and all of Britain’s goofy ass traditions
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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illegal to move ! send snacks !
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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it kept crashing into an ambulance over and over again lol
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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lmao I’m only an EMT but I love critiquing their CPR skills
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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right now they’re making fun of self driving cars so I’m kinda into it lol
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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every time they resus someone it’s embarrassing lol
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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yeah lol it’s my favorite terrible show
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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why are you squeezing the ambu bag so aggressively and quickly while fighting with another doctor who you’re sleeping with? in the biz, we call that a LAWSUIT
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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good for you!
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I think one of the greatest joys in life is saving your hater points for tv dramas and unleashing them while consuming substances
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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apparently
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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it’s the only way to interact with the show
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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getting stoned and watching the new season of grey’s anatomy to see how fucking bad it is
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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Erin Fogg
@criminalerin.bsky.social
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Never mind the rich and famous part how is anyone going to spend a drop of energy defending a man
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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LMAO
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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no his name isn’t Tommy
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