They exist as strange jumbles of conflicting political interests:
Mexican American jingoist military dads
Tweakers with hella guns living with impoverished elderly relatives
First gen immigrant commission based corporate sales associates
Impossible to pander to effectively, it's just vibes
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Open your eyes 100% and behold a sanity shredding uncanny valley
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Hell is other people (parents)
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0% chance this isn't a bit
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They're afraid of the truth
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I was only half kidding in that last post. Got a work buddy going through one too and I know I can get that guy into some Stormcast. Hope your bud is taking it all as well as can be expected.
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"damn dude that's rough. Hey by the way wanna go halfsies on the new AoS box when it drops?"
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Gonna design one of those Stick Figure Family bumper stickers but for polycules and make a killing drop shipping to the PNW
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No kink at the Iditarod
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Fuck it, we Baal.
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It's Orks, and it's not even close. They even have UBI
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Elon out here posting thrice stolen iFunny memes when he should be learning from the wisdom of the past by keeping me on retainer
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Fine print says this is based on the most googled dream which explains the blind spots and also why it's universally negative since no one is wondering what their wish fulfillment dreams mean
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donald trump has been convicted of 34 felonies, which is actually the maximum amount of felonies a person can be convicted with at one time. search "donald trump rule 34" for more info
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Cool stuff from my local school district. Sure my kids have mesothelioma and have to put up with the occasional cholera outbreak but at least this middle school production of death of a salesman whips ass! (Bring your umbrella)
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They have successfully invented slamming the "randomize" button during character creation
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for Free Comic Book Day, I made a booklet that now now free on this public patreon post www.patreon.com/posts/103110...
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Appreciate the Discworld QOTD, it's a lil daily moment of zen
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Libertarian guy with Asian wife prototype
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I think the actual end to this is that eventually the ads detect that you aren't there and politely pause until you're done peeing
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I thought I was anti-car before but amsterdam has utterly radicalized me. the wretched and lowly automobile deserves to be at the bottom of all social and right-of-way hierarchies
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The Dwarf Fortress boys must be protected at all costs.
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Our New Ass Can Shit More Than Ever
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He is risen
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goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has
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let him go he has 4 turtles at home to care for
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Being scolded for saying Legos instead of Lego as the plural: "Psh, Whatever nerd."
Someone saying Pokemons around me: "Get a load of this idiot."
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me: aw man i gotta wash these pans
dawn dish soap: no worries dude, that's what i'm here for
me: i need to wash all these baby ducks too
dawn dish soap: lol guess what
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That's vertical integration.
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