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Katie Tightpussy

@juicysteak117.gay

donald trump has been convicted of 34 felonies, which is actually the maximum amount of felonies a person can be convicted with at one time. search "donald trump rule 34" for more info

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Dynomoose's avatar Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social
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I am not watching orange tit themed porn.

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CindyLou's avatar CindyLou @cindynorth1.bsky.social
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did you do that?!!!

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I saw this coming from day 1 knowing how many counts there were and yet seeing it in person is

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5th wave Fremenist 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐔's avatar 5th wave Fremenist 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐔 @droctorock.bsky.social
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rofl fuck, gotem

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Abhorrent Abby's avatar Abhorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social
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Damn I was gonna say this

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SadDragonNoises🏳️‍⚧️ (She/Her)'s avatar SadDragonNoises🏳️‍⚧️ (She/Her) @saddragonnoises.bsky.social
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Posts like these are why you suffer the cosmic comedy curse Miss Tightpussy.

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar @anathema_device@bne.social @iamanathemadevice.bsky.social
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well played :)

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Obscuricom's avatar Obscuricom @obscuricom.bsky.social
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Why must you use your power for evil?

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Cassandra Miller's avatar Cassandra Miller @tiptransformed.bsky.social
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KATIE PLEASE NO MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

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Chip bitney's avatar Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social
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No lies detected

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Chip bitney's avatar Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social
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Hahahahaha

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Matt Giltaji's avatar Matt Giltaji @matt.giltaji.com
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damn this post would look real good as a screenshot on twitter

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Bookzombie 's avatar Bookzombie @bookzombie.bsky.social
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Naughty! 😄

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Charles Kinbote's avatar Charles Kinbote @charleskinbote.bsky.social
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Yes! Hahaha, YES!

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Branden McEuen's avatar Branden McEuen @bmceuen.bsky.social
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This is absolutely cursed and you should be ashamed for thinking it but goddamn it is so good

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Trash Turkey's avatar Trash Turkey @trashturkey.bsky.social
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I regret to inform you this post is a banger.

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Molly Shah's avatar Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social
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Glad to see the new generation are still doing the classics

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drew 's avatar drew @adrew.wifeguy.online
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Katie omg 😂😂😂

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Ankle Megami Tensei's avatar Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social
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Joe's avatar Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social
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The most respectful chaos goblin on bsky.

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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omfg

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MegaManchego's avatar MegaManchego @megamanchego.bsky.social
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Alright, that’s it. No Hades 2 for you tonight!

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Ally Cat 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Ally Cat 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ @estrogen.rodeo
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wow really interesting search results thanks for teaching me about this

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David Weiskopf's avatar David Weiskopf @weiskopf.bsky.social
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banger

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 Kait Richardson 🏳️‍⚧️🥔's avatar Kait Richardson 🏳️‍⚧️🥔 @qirenni.com
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This here is the 35th Trump felony

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Octocryptid 🜬's avatar Octocryptid 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social
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WTH

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Political Film Blog's avatar Political Film Blog @jgiambrone.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/jgia...

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lydy's avatar lydy @foo7.bsky.social
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I read this skeet aloud to my roommate without reading the ending cuz I have no idea what is going on rn

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Harper needs headpats  🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Harper needs headpats 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social
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KATIE NO

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John Breen's avatar John Breen @acab.dad
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Lmaoooo bsky.app/profile/acab...

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Stefanie ⭐ StefiStarlite🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Stefanie ⭐ StefiStarlite🏳️‍⚧️ @stefistarlite.bsky.social
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omfg 🤣

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Old Splice.'s avatar Old Splice. @phoopherah.bsky.social
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no i don't think i will tyvm

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Barry Dorrans's avatar Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me
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If this doesn’t get you rightfully cancelled nothing will.

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Apetivist ☭ 🇵🇸 🔻 🏳️‍🌈 👨‍🦼😷's avatar Apetivist ☭ 🇵🇸 🔻 🏳️‍🌈 👨‍🦼😷 @apetivist.bsky.social
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☝️😂🎉

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Frank Cvetkovic's avatar Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social
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Katie. NO.

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Matt E. Reals's avatar Matt E. Reals @innerpartisan.bsky.social
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katie, you're asking people to look for trump x epstein slashfiction.

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Christian Mutig's avatar Christian Mutig @ductos.bsky.social
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Ash :3's avatar Ash :3 @hexedragon.bsky.social
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this entire site has one brain cell. i have seen 5 people including myself make this exact joke lmao

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Injushe🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐀's avatar Injushe🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @injushe.bsky.social
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I'm not searching that, but I really hope for the sake of humanity, that trump is the one exception to rule 34

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Virtue 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖤🤍💜's avatar Virtue 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖤🤍💜 @virtualplay.gay
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literally the 4th post I've seen like this, love it

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Alireza Rahmani's avatar Alireza Rahmani @alirezarahmani2004.bsky.social
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Well done. Katie. Well done.

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I am become Steph, annoyer of worlds 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️'s avatar I am become Steph, annoyer of worlds 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @watchthatlaststeph.bsky.social
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I have Learned Things today. Things that Should Not Be.

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Six canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃's avatar Six canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social
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This is the real felony today

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J🌹❤️🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar J🌹❤️🏳️‍⚧️ @theoraclej.bsky.social
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pure chaotic reagent introduced into volatile compound for maximum hilarity

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Hemlock Autumn's avatar Hemlock Autumn @hemlockautumn.bsky.social
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Welp, he won the popular vote in this case for sure. 😂

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I hear he's also ditching the Republican Party and starting the Lemon Party. Visit lemon party dot com for details.

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Emma (Cumslutress) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Emma (Cumslutress) 🏳️‍⚧️ @femin.ized.gay
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this post itself is worthy of 34 felonies I stg lmao

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Mx Francis's avatar Mx Francis @mxffox.bsky.social
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I love everybody spreading this, it is wonderful and hilarious.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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katherine tightpussy, how dare you

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Jennie's avatar Jennie @jnyrose.bsky.social
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damn it, I just snorted celebratory wine through my nose.

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Driftless Thinking's avatar Driftless Thinking @mndriftless.bsky.social
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Panda's avatar Panda @pandaramble.bsky.social
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Thank you! I found a very informative infographic. It's important to do an image search with this phrase with safe search off (obviously censorship measure).

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MeGustaCarne's avatar MeGustaCarne @megustocarne.bsky.social
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You just tossing grenades like that out into Bluesky?

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CisHet Billionaire's avatar CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net
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Cops admit they would convict 40% more if asked

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Drew T's avatar Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social
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The Chillennial's avatar The Chillennial @thechillennial.bsky.social
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Horny jail on 34 counts

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Blurséd skeet

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Cryin Boytano's avatar Cryin Boytano @boytano.bsky.social
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there may be no topping this for cleverness and destruction it causes

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