Little Timmy

@littletimmy.bsky.social

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High on fiber. Formerly Dipsy Ricket.

Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Beautiful! Are the green ones picked for a specific purpose or are they just ones that fell off with the rest?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

This guy is gonna need something bigger, but I can't put my finger on exactly what...

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Knowing what you're saying isn't enough when you are RUNNING FOR OFFICE and need to communicate clearly to voters.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

I’m just so tired of worrying about whether Joe can keep it together. I couldn’t say how it would actually affect the race but it would be nice to have a candidate I can have more confidence in.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

I vote democrat and I plan on eating the entire sun next thursday.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

I was just explaining to a friend of mine who John Waters is because they saw this.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

Captain Proton might be the only use of the holodeck on Voyager that wasn't creepy in some way.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

This is an amazing drawing.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

Why does yours have the date on the top and mine at the bottom?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

There should be a Jim Shimoda shaped waffle iron in the Uxbridge Shimoda store.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

Rowling probably thinks it was misogynistic to get mad at Leni Riefenstahl for making Nazi propaganda films. Don’t tell women what they’re allowed to say!

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 08:23 UTC

This is a pretty good book, I recommend it to anyone wondering if they should read the canadian bear sex book.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

What about a Norman Rockwell tarot deck though?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

sometimes I want to buy NYRB Classics paperbacks just because they look so clean

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 07:37 UTC

Do you ever wonder like what ducks are eating in the pond? Like when they dive their heads down what piece of the muck is delicious?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

That disc probably contains secret information, spies use these CDs as dead drops because they know no one will pick them up except the intended recipient.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 06:45 UTC

I love Ikea.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

You stink great!

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ceej @ceej.online
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby

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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

We've focused too much on how students could use AI to cheat universities and not enough on how universities could use AI to cheat students.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

I have this problem when I tell my family what's for dinner.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 13, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

The fish was ok right? Happy little fish?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

batman is too real

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

!spoiler warning! It would have been great if the medicine was superglue to put his teeth back in.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

teeth

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I’ve never understood monograms, why would I want my initials on a towel?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

If you were sitting right on top of it and staring at a glass of water you might notice something

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

I go like once a week. Request all the books that seem interesting, actually read one or two, it's great.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 30, 2023 at 01:32 UTC

Eastern Sierra? Nevada to the right and Owen's Valley to the left? Just a guess.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 02:28 UTC

What is this from? I like the knife person's energy.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 02:25 UTC

He's in San Francisco and he's laughing... this must be a movie about Matthau meeting Robin Williams.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 22:26 UTC

It's just federal offenses so all her california state law work is safe.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 16:44 UTC

Clearly you’ve never been to the Island of Misfit Toys.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 00:18 UTC

I'm waiting until I can pay with my ass.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 16:37 UTC

This child has known the thrill of taking a man's life.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 19:56 UTC

I will never bathe!

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 07:09 UTC

why is there history but not herzogstory

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 07:07 UTC

Did the dog eat anything or like spit it out?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 07:05 UTC

Stanford is by far america's worst institution of higher education, if you can get anything from them take it immediately and run away as fast as you can.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 07:03 UTC

I haven't seen the schlong, could it help Biden?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 15:44 UTC

That’s because they’re worried we’ll watch that clip where the anime girl drinks gas and turns into a car.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 15:39 UTC

getting banned from teaching math in Missouri for calling a student “buddy” without their parents’ written consent

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 22:24 UTC

We need to nationalize Costco and give everyone the right to a $5 rotisserie chicken on demand (don't throw those bones out, you can make stock)

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 09, 2023 at 04:59 UTC

Everything's shitter in Texas?

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 02:23 UTC

New a-ha music video being filmed.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 03, 2023 at 22:29 UTC

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 03, 2023 at 15:40 UTC

I have a lefty/liberal friend who lives and works in Idaho for some kind of biology/ecology job and hates this trend, but as a Californian I’m all for people who don’t like it here to just move somewhere else.

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 03, 2023 at 15:23 UTC

Is there an ideological reason why he thinks The Lord of the Rings should be compulsory or did he just throw in a token fun nerd book

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Little Timmy @littletimmy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 03, 2023 at 08:45 UTC

I want to uplift pubic lice, make them incredibly wise.

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