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Eize Basa
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Eize Basa@eizebasa.bsky.social |
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So unfair how the people on here don’t treat me the same way they treat beloved content creators just because I’ve never created anything.
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Eize Basa
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Daniel Newman
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your mom is so much funnier than you
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Eize Basa
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My 76yo mom sent me this and told me I should post it because "people love cute animals where they're not supposed to be." I told her I couldn’t post it without a really good caption. Five minutes later she came back with "The new cook makes a mess but he works for peanuts."
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Eize Basa
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Team: Thank you again for the lifesaving surgery last week. It has come to my attention that while I was anesthetized you installed a catheter. You are probably aware of the term “grower not show-er” and assumed that it was mere vanity. In most cases it is. However, as the attached photos show-
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Maladroithe
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TIL that Japan was obsessed w raccoons (a non-native species) bc of a cartoon about a boy in Wisconsin who raises one as a pet until he realizes they are bad pets and releases his friend into the wild. So, having learned ZERO LESSONS from this, Japan imported a shitton of raccoons as pets.
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Eize Basa
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It’s so cool when game creators branch out into other media. For example, the creators of Myst designed the shower controls in this AirBnB.
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Semiotic Stochastic the Kidney Failer🇵🇸
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Nothing beats petting animals. You like it, they like it. Just the perfect interaction.
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Eize Basa
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Thinking about some dorkass kid in like Victorian London wearing a monocle with a transition lens.
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Janet Yellin' & Screamin' & Cryin'
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Our household made a decision to have a 45 minute reading party every night after dinner—has to be a book we haven't read, has to be for pleasure. We just sit in the same room & read. My mom comes over & the dog jumps up to sleep next to her. It's now the part of the day I most look forward to.
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Eize Basa
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The characters and places in the Dark Crystal could be any size. The gelflings might be twelve feet tall or they might be the size of mice. We don’t have the context to know, and that’s the incredible storytelling magic of the Jim Henson Workshop.
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Thosw 🌮 🍹
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“u watching law & order?”
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Eize Basa
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Ladies: don’t forget that if you’re dating an older gentleman such as myself you never have to worry about booty calls. Girl, I promise you you’re not getting a "u up" text at 2 AM, I've been in bed for five hours at that point.
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Eize Basa
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The TV shows of my youth lead me to believe that Bachelor Auctions would be playing a much larger role in my life as an unmarried adult male.
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Eize Basa
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They say that success can change you, but I’m still the same person: no matter how much praise or recognition I get, deep down I never lose sight of the fact that I deserve even more.
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Eize Basa
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I was going to use this GIF to announce that I've been released from the hospital but then I remembered that this was his big number just before dying and I don't want to give people the wrong impression.
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Eize Basa
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titties out for god
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Eize Basa
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I've found that reactions to my weekend surgery are split among two lines. PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD APPENDICITIS: 😳😮🤯oh no my poor baby you almost died!! 😭😢😿 PEOPE WHO HAVE: heh heh welcome to the club, dingdong [fakes a sucker punch to my gut, laughs when I flinch]
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Eize Basa
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When I woke up from surgery I discovered that my hospital room’s TV had Turner Classic Movies. But THEN I discovered I couldn’t turn off Motion Smoothing. Did I die on the table, and this is my hell??
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Jay Vowles
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Yeah, but they’re *heroes* and you’re just an internet raccoon.
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Patrick Leder
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My favorite line is you're lucky it went through. Except that there is now a hole through me.
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JP @ Burnout
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You just need to be properly motivated. To assist your recovery I have kidnapped your daughter and killed your cop partner a day before retirement. I look forward to your speedy recovery and I'll see you soon atop my neon highrise.
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Eize Basa
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This surgery I just got is really going to make it hard for me to watch Hollywood action films. Three small incisions across my belly have nearly incapacitated me, but in the movies people can shake off swords to the sides or a bullet through the shoulder.
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Eize Basa
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My hospital room is two doors down from where they keep a death metal band:
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Eize Basa
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Another interesting part is that when I started hurting on Friday I just knew I had to go in. Like, it wasn't even that much pain at first (though it ramped up quickly), but my body felt *wrong*. After the surgery, I was in basically the same amount of pain but I didn’t feel wrong any more. Crazy.
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Eize Basa
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The most interesting thing about my appendectomy is that apparently “a sense of impending doom” is often your body sending you an SOS. I’ve had it for a few weeks but I just assumed it was “turning 50.” But no, it was my gut telling me my appendix looked like a balloon animal.
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Eize Basa
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Me, waking up after my appendectomy: Dang, this is a really nice hospital room. Nurse, very cheerful: You’re in the cancer ward! Me: 😳😳😮😰😰😮😮😮 Nurse: Oh! Nonononono you’re fine! We just didn’t have beds anywhere else.
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Eize Basa
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“‘Pendicks’ would be more in the spirit of the original post but I’m afraid that the spelling detracts from the clarity of the joke.” “How is he still awake? Nurse, up the anaesthetic.” “I’ve used two canisters!”
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Eize Basa
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Thanks! I’m feeling much better post-surgery.
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Steven Vesci
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They died as they lived, shitposting
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Eize Basa
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In the ho’s pital straight up “burstin’ it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say, my pendix
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Eize Basa
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Shortly after I posted this I was rushed to the hospital with acute appendicitis for emergency surgery. (I’m fine now.) Obviously I’m glad everything worked out but it does tickle me to think that if things had gone really bad this is the post everyone would be leaving their condolences under.
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Eize Basa
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Grand Theft Opry
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Fart To Table
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This makes me cry apple pie filling
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Chris Metivier
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Eize Basa
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arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸
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That's probably the furthest off the road that truck has ever been
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Eize Basa
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On my way to the fireworks I stopped to take a picture of a rainbow and accidentally took The Most American photograph possible:
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Eize Basa
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is this a metaphor
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Eize Basa
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This is okay, right? CNN runs an America Is Doomed article every year on July 4th, don't they? Right? Folks?
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Alex Blechman
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Eize Basa
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I don’t think Biden will pull out of the race any time soon—I have a feeling his campaign/the DNC are waiting to see how much long-term damage the debate did—but if he IS going to drop out, I wonder if he’ll do it tomorrow so he can frame it as a patriotic act.
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Eize Basa
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Aaron A Wilson
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You lie. You'll never play a board game.
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Eize Basa
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I thought this pillow said “lawless, my dear”
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Eize Basa
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In the game store straight up “losing it”, and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say, My dignity
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Eize Basa
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Really starting to second-guess the name of my pet salon…
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Ravendas
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@eizebasa.bsky.social I think I'm getting Facebook ads meant for you for some reason (???)
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Eize Basa
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Win Lose Banana
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Red Lori Bright Eyes
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there is nothing wrong w being prepared 😊
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Eize Basa
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I own over 900 games and a custom table, I have thousands of followers on every social media site, I’m a mod on r/boardgames and BGG, I will be giving the keynote address at Gen Con. And I’m happy to announce that this holiday weekend I will play a board game for the first time.
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