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Clicks!

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Acolyte so far: THE GOOD: manny jacinto's arms, saying that the Jedi suck THE BAD: what are we doing with the plot here? getting to late period GoT levels of where are we going. THE UGLY: the "cliffhangers" at the end of every episode are really like they decided to cut the ep with 10 minutes left

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Yes there is a blue team that needs to drop half their ticket. I'm of course referring to Red Bull Racing and Sergio Perez.

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I just did the same.

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Any requests

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This isn't my first rodeo...i mean ain't

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anyway here's a sunburnt and incredibly visibly hungover pat mcafee gibbering on at the gameday desk

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Huh the Aurora Borealis in my kitchen does as well.

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Internicene CFB Twitter drama on bsky? This place has the juice.

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Fear is like a monster in the dark. Shine a light on it, cast away the shadows, and its fangs grow shorter, its claws blunter, its power over you diminishes. Let your resolve be your light, and may you hold it high like the warrior you are.

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Gonna respond to all scheduling texts this way from now on.

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OK I looked him up on Wikipedia and his Senior Senator colleague should give him a swirlie.

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Because you get more air time if you go pee pants

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Here's what I know: Tommy Tuberville is a piece of shit.

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the grape juice guy?

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Nina Turner is backing Kamala Harris?

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Prediction: NED-ENG stays tied to the last second, NED wins on a questionable VAR call.

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I remember reading about this last year (?) when it was too hot to rescue hikers out in Death Valley.

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joe brandon did it

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My parents' rep.

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Kristol's brain must be the consistency of potato salad that's been left in the sun for too long

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Billy Joel t-shirts are labeled "Billy Joel T-Shirt."

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The only appropriate reaction to that piece is "fuck right off"

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In 2026, we will see the classic Big Ten-ACC games UCLA vs Cal and Maryland vs Virginia Tech.

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what kind of idiot gives himself brain freeze drinking iced water

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I'm sorry that shirt is from where

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Looks like the IDF ordered evacuations in Rafah that day

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I went there on a field trip in elementary school

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*holding my hand to the stove before the Terps' first game in October, against Northwestern* this year will be Different.

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was a bowling ball

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(offer only valid in September)

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(which of course has already started in OP's mentions)

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Now we can move on to the embarrassing stage of huffing the Narrative Cannot Fail It Can Only Be Failed copium.

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I am a major booster, and I am just real concerned that the recruits aren't going to connect with an older guy. I don't like the offensive coordinator though, so I think we need to hire someone else. I hear that *spins wheel* Mike Tomlin is tired of the NFL.

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According to Dole, he had 40 votes before the tapes were released.

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Easy to ratfuck an election when you've got a chateau in France to fuck off to.

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at some point people are going to have to come to grips with the fact that not liking the choices doesn't change what the choices before them are

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I do not want to live in an exciting time for democracy

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I remember playing with action figures as a kid.

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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i am so tired of all this shit. joe biden is almost certianly going to be the nominee unless he keels over dead before the convention. he won the primary walking away. the only person who can actually shank him has shown no interest in doing so. can we please talk about *anything* else

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Precisely, they want the likelihood of a Trump win to be as close to zero as mathematically possible, but I don't think there's a single person eligible to hold the office of President capable of doing that!

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Surely there are no downsides to going back to the days of the smoke-filled room!

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Ditching Biden is the Hollyweird position. Real America (the UAW) is behind Diamond Joe.

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I'm gonna go with funny in microdoses.

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