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Bloozer

@lizard79.bsky.social

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Bloozer since before I can remember.

My Shazam are here and everyone says I have good taste:
open.spotify.com/playlist/5BX4IpiWrr6Xt0FC9y4opJ?si=I9a-LXHbRtOHBwJXJQGxZA&pi=u-G-NvTrz3QuKP

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4:40 - late start?

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You should submit this to /r/findthesniper

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My "willing to look stupid" vibe is locked in. Maybe a little too well, it's borderline "insisting to be the standard bearer of stupid." And the competition is stiff.

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More data off the phone? Try them in Chrome on a laptop, that'll be my only option anyway. Security is now all tied to your other login across all your apps so just supporting one app iOS or Android only and to not have to support Safari, ie/edge, Firefox anomalies

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Now he can rest in peace

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ngl but I agree

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Too fkn good at this

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McGraw Ave, secrets and lies, dutch

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Exactly. I used to bank up 20 days by the time I was on the job for 4 or 5 years and get a nice fat bonus when I bolted. Now, I get a handshake and a "good luck mf'er" on the way out.

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Well, is it? I'm still stuck on Wednesday.

isitreadonlyfriday.com

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#mood

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Mah whaff greeting me before her morning tea

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I trust you aren't planning to deploy to PROD on Read-Only Friday?

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There's gold in those streets, don't let society tell you what you can and can't do to grab it. #justgrabit

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With enough silicone grease anything is possible. Just ask your mom.

I know, #Uncalledfor but I'm just getting warmed up.

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One more time, they didn't hear you in the back.

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Lord, hear our prayers

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Wil Deny's avatar Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social
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Nancy does a lot of wild shit, she knows how to live life.

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She and 1993 HRC have never been photographed together so let's marinate on that a little this afternoon.

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I just discovered that mine is just 2 palm pilots in a trench coat.

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Speaking of great teachers, my HS Chem and Adv. Chem teacher would occasionally show David Letterman the demonstrations he would give us Chicago suburban kids. He also turned me onto Leon Lederman and Fermilab, which helped me decide to do engineering after visiting.

youtu.be/TDnmWUaaWB0?...

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Wait until they release the women's version in a taller container with a half-dome cap, dyed pink, priced 50% more, and sold with a satin bonnet (optional) for those nights when you want a "leave-in" conditioner.

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As a sommelier of mustard, this brought a tear to my eye.

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Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.

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I thought we did 50's nostalgia in the 70's and 60's nostalgia in the 90's?

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I think they had a contest to decide who had a better rant about anti-smoking legislation in the 90's and he narrowly edged out Denis Leary so that's why he's still here.

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if someone says "TMI" that means "That's Mildly Interesting" they're looking for you to add more detail

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Somebody please remind her about the thing she is pissed off about. She forgot again.

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That whole using chimneys instead of the front door had me suspicious from the get-go.

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Hobnobbing wiff the hobgoblins

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Won't all that interfere with the cooking?

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Tonight, YOU get to lick the spoon of peanut butter.

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Pegward Noonan can't die until Reagan's corpse is dug up so she can fuck it.

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This felt especially relevant today

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It didn't age well. Kinda like "Something About Mary" - only funny the first time.

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