Christopher Shea

Kashana @kashana.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

The founding fathers: checks and balances The Supreme Court: checks

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

And translated titles can shift over the years, like how Remembrance of Things Past is now In Search of Lost Time.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

I am absolutely concerned that, if Trump doesn't win, Johnson will try to throw the election into the House over alleged election irregularities -- remember, this is the guy who says he "intuitively" knows large numbers of undocumented immigrants will be voting.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Because their clerks are selected by the Federalist Society, whose primary criterion is ideological purity.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

Martha-Ann's just a big ol' flaggot. (Stolen without shame from Wanda Sykes.)

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

Martha-Ann Alito will only eat single-color candy.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy: Overture, curtain, lights, this is it, we've hit the heights...

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

Wrestlemania XX. Yes, I was part of the crowd that shat on Goldberg vs. Lesnar for the entire match.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Billy Carter in his prime, too.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

This one, from 1974, echoes strongly.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

If you see this, post a wolf

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

And as pope, he supposedly had a magic brass head that would answer questions for him, and a female demon named Meridiana who helped him perform magic.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

Official Dreyer's pencils with extra-large erasers?

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

I am an archivist. My greatest hits include: - because it's important to you does not mean it's historically significant - we *really* don't have space to take that - I can get you that box/folder, but you're going to have to search it yourself - no, we can't digitize the whole collection

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

For some of his supporters, Trump has simply replaced church.

www.nytimes.com/2024/04/01/u...

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

I think they're stockpiling that for the eventual Toni/Mariah feud.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

"The KSA is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful country I've ever known in my life."

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

12 x 15 x 10

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Unsolicited *snikt* pic

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

For all those kids who enjoyed eating paste in kindergarten?

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 12:21 UTC

Truman Capote.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

Time to launch the Butlerian Jihad?

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

A bit of a shock to have this come up in my feed, because she looks so much like my guy. Hope it turns out well for her.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase."

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

A friend of my wife's just moved from Pennsylvania to New Mexico. I cannot imagine why this would seem like a good idea.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Whenever I hear "Swifties," I can't help but think of those old jokes in the format of: "Get to the back of the boat," Tom said sternly.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

This reminds me of the 2014 MD gubernatorial election, where Democratic candidate Anthony Brown spent a lot of effort trying to paint Hogan as an extremist on guns and abortion, but it didn't stick and Hogan won.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Insert that Sinclair Lewis quotation about a man whose salary depends on not understanding.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Or OCD.

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Christopher Shea @lordshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

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