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Shane!

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Let's tear it all down and start over already!

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I thought that too, briefly, and then suddenly everything was on fire.

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We're giving him 48 hours to get his shit together

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It's tough. I'm usually at work.

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drinking ice coffee like it's the elixir of life

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Flattening pennies at the zoo and they wont even let me have an elephant step on one. Pathetic.

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💙📚9th Read of 2024: A House With Good Bones - T. Kingfisher A refreshing mix of horror and humour. She always writes entertaining characters.

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What stupid fucking reality is this?

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Biden pulls out pistol during second debate and blows out both of Trump's kneecaps. Looks into camera, "that's presidential immunity, baby."

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I didn't watch the #debate but I have a good imagination and I can imagine how disheartening it was.

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I don't mind LUQDEC'R. Their plastic products only stink for the first 6-7 weeks.

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Okay so to be clear we are destroying power grids, the livelihoods of actual humans beings, and communication/research infrastructure for the sake of an algorithm that converts stolen data into unreliable stolen data and consistently loses millions of dollars. Just to be clear

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C'mon now. That's a describable feeling. It's sad.

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I hope Biden continually refers to Trump as "my heavily convicted opponent"

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the only thing that's going to get me through today is my limitless contempt for work

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I've been thinking about this more and more. I can't believe we're going to speedrun our climate apocalypse to produce fake digital currency and sketchy fake content

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Toronto transit is trying this neat thing this summer where they run buses without any A/C so it's like riding in a greenhouse that's growing misery

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Me: oh no. i just lost the game! (The game was connect four)

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I feel like all these cartoon rabbits, bears, and tigers have led us astray with their colourful breakfast crack.

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GOD: and so, I give mankind free will. me: *gasp* so I can covet as much as my heart desires?? GOD: ok look, hang on.

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One of the worst ways to get stabbed is repeatedly

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When someone's email signature is "Gratefully," I think wow there is just the sweetest angel on the other end of this computer.

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If you use a cursive font for work emails I immediately lose all respect for you.

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Like the rest of you, I was done with this week days ago.

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So Canada is playing Argentina in the opening game of 2024 Copa América, and all I can do is pray that we won't be utterly obliterated.

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Work bbq today. Heat warning in effect. Can't wait to eat a mediocre hamburger near a sizzling parking lot.

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I don't think my day is going to get any better than this moment now that I've seen this bedraggled rascal.

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it's too hot and sticky to be working. pass it on

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So I guess every implementation of AI tech is going to be offensive, unnecessary, and dumb.

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*Ian, clinging to stage* FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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Before bottled water was a thing people had to mix in a spoonful of microplastics themselves to achieve the great taste we know today.

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I'm having AI write all my posts now and apparently you can whiten your teeth by gargling bleach.

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(Google Search) How do I delete another person's posts?

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Ah, the classic avocado 'Looks Ripe But Totally Isn't Trick'. We meet again.

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Release the Cloaca Directors Cut, dammit!

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I know I'm addicted to my phone. We all are. But, as I witnessed today, at least I'm not 'watching YouTube videos on my phone at the urinal' addicted

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GASP! I've been exciting to check this one out.

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Nothing making sense and nobody knowing what they're doing is exhausting

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Gonna set my alarm a bit earlier from now on to get more snoozes in

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really fun how now that I'm 40 every pound I want to lose is a fight to the death.

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I refuse to believe that today isn't Friday. Yesterday already took 2 days outta me and I barely hanging on.

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💙📚8th Read of 2024: The Visibile Filth - Nathan Ballingrud Burned through this novella in one sitting. Ladies and gentleman, this is how you write horror. 😱 Dripping with dread, the unknown, the flawed and bizarre. Loved it completely, and already diving straight into another Ballingrud book.

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Every pair of pants are tear-away pants if you mean it.

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