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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing

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You made such a great impression on me. I can still make out where your knuckles deformed my jaw.

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It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!

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I'm responsible for the first 8000 calories I eat in a day - after that my insurance takes care of it.

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WaveRunners, while an affront to nature, do make your arms look great

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They're making me the Chief Emotional Officer

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I am applying for a job at Hallmark how does this sound: Our love is like a thermos - it keeps us warm or cold depending on what we put into it.

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I refer to myself as a โ€˜stallion,โ€™ I just mean that if you give me peanut butter, Iโ€™ll probably talk to you

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I am posting myself up by my bootstraps

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Celebrities only log into bsky when they've thought of their quarterly banger, meanwhile us regular folk show up everyday

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This country needs a gelato party

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Stiff peaks are forming!

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You must be very anxious right now

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What will become of Biden's Chief Creamer if the next President doesn't like iced creams

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Drivel? Sir my posts are clearly dreck.

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I'm in a New York state of mind - pissed off and broke

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Confusing everyone at lunch by saying the sausages pass muster

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Do they pay you in crypto or small scraps of meaty gristle

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If you're not launching Bubba Thumps & Horn Dogs right now maybe you shouldn't even live on my street

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I always cut the plastic soda rings for sea turtles even though they probably wouldn't give me the time of day.

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Babe is something right, you haven't touched your despairagus?

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Jana H-S (they/she)'s avatar Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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no bird is early. no bird is late. birds experience time in a way that you will not understand until this world is built anew. until we are free

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Not Particularly Revelatory

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Clutching a 32oz jar of psychedelic mushrooms and selecting VRBO's "estate" filter

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In the wet egg curing cabinet probably

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I have once again located the two wet eggs

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Grateful to Hobbits for illustrating that the urge to stay home is perhaps the most heroic trait one can possess

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Sounds delicious, thank you

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Haven't made either of those but would take a recipe if you have a favorite

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Thank you! That's fun, I'll throw some of the holy on the dehydrator. Didn't even consider that. I had it with some stir fry the other day, definitely different!

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It's safe for me to use the internet because I'm already very confused but everyone else should stop ASAP

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Thanks for the advice. I may try some with the Thai and the do as you said with the rest. The holy is delicious but maybe too strong for this.

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It's delicious. I did it in three batches and they got better as I went.

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Presto. It's really too bad I can't share with bsky since I don't know anyone else. I've still got a lot of Thai and holy that needs to be harvested next week. Not sure what the conventional wisdom is on making pesto with it? ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

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I think Iโ€™m going to start not texting my parents instead of not calling them.

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That's because you're a good person

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In hindsight, my ex got way too into Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here No More" that last year

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Just one rung down on the Ladder of Success

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Mooooom he's doing it again!

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Please don't punch down in your posts. For reference, I am right below you. Please stop punching me.

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Ever heard of rehearsal?

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I would rather watch Larry the Cable Guy read a list of my biggest shortcomings

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