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Luca Salami

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Time for a degree in criminal mastermind engineering.

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I wish i had just like 10 hours a week out of our timeline to watch movies.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Building asks me to update my information so often it's like I'm renting from the momento guy

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Sorry US or UK? UK just has party leader votes no?

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Yeah, it's how it should be imo. I only have to hear about these ghouls in Ottawa for like 2 months most.

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Thanks for replying to my comment without the context of what I was talking about, you really contributed a lot here thanks. Here's a medal.

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Someone should write a book about being politically reactionary.

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It's nice that they said Transphobia 11 was too much and settled for Transphobia 6 or 7.

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Harvard revokes man's Ph.D, announces that he will now be known as Masters Degree Disrespect

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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It's one of those things where I honestly think almost every American would love 2 month elections, but will absolutely never ever be fixed because of how much of a cash cow of an industry elections are.

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Yeah, shit, gotta get in that habit.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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I do think this is a legitimately better system than the states in almost every way. Both the electoral college and Senate are about as anti democratic.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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James Bond movies fit into the super hero genre considerably better than spy/espionage genre, in this essay I will.... 1/n

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God i would be a shitty neighbor in the states this week. Sorry kids we're on rice rations this week dad just spent rent fireworks.

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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa 's avatar sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa @peezkyweezky.bsky.social
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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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The DLC is definitely generating less of an impenetrable discourse at least compared to the main game, i remember gaming social media being a dead zone for like 6 months at launch.

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Anthonius van ʘo!o's avatar Anthonius van ʘo!o @xtpd.bsky.social
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Keir Starmer next to a giant knob that says xeno/Transphobia on it and turning it up until he wins 400 seats.

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Is this suggested post A: a light hearted complaint about inflation, or B: propaganda, the answer may surprise you. It's obviously B, this post exists to generate grievances about fast food employees making a living wage.

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A cranky child killed warp drive in the universe, really? Really?

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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My one media hot take is all the writers involved with S3 main arc of Discovery should never work again.

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As a huge fireworks fan I always have to remember that like most of the states deals with this for a week every year.

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Luke Plunkett's avatar Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com
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evergreen lol

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Corsair's Cove, a random subdivision in rural alberta that decided pirates themed was on the menu.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Hey guys, I found the one, we can stop looking now

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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One of the things in politics i don't really get is a lot of folks really seem to think undying support and no criticism of politicians is the only path to victory, it's like they're trying not to jinx it or something. People get so mad about this. Probably has to do with 2016.

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I'd love to see another source on this other than a Twitter conspiracy theorist. Dude is tweeting about hunters laptop as much as anything else.

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Guy who keeps confusing getting K-holed with the K-hive and gets really into politics.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Like every other gold Rush. The people who got rich were selling the shovels. (Nvidia)

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Reasons to comment on American politics: agressive no follower accounts yelling at me for something I didn't say.

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I'm pretty sure Bernie bros are still tilted by the perception that the part prefered Hillary in 2016, but sure just muscle Biden out and there will be zero fallout from voters.

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Seen more transphobia specifically about Lia Thomas on Facebook in the last 2 weeks than i ever remember seeing on Twitter. It's all bot generated to collect clicks, but man it still sucks ass.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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*twitch streamer voice* Yo, what's up, just hanging out with my boy, chat G-P-T! We been hanging out exclusively since my divorce. Really helps me get through the days.

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Lol Safeway now selling the epoch times. Fuckin country man.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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I love how brain broken these people are. I dunno man even in the woke far future of 2024 I can just like hangout with my conservative friends and disagree about stuff.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Everyonce and a while people in my internet circles are like, wow what happened to Sam Harris. Why's his position on Israel so extreme. Me: ugh guys.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Locals here kept running the no right on red signs and colliding with our light rail, then get tilted about road design. They got a nice fine and insurance hit for their competence.

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We're 344 subscribers away from where we were before Amazon pulled the rug out from under their traditional subscription program. There is light at the end of the tunnel, but still much work to do.

clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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I have blocked about 50 pages using the exact same prompt on Facebook. There's usually a large list of women celebrity hashtags under the fold. Love modern social media.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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People are all upset about giving the President almost complete immunity with official acts but we pretty much did the same thing for cops and that’s worked out perfectly

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Gotta say it's the detachment from reality and anti vax shit that is more offensive about RFK than the dog thing.

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I genuinely don't know of a more miserable person on social media platforms.

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Luca Salami's avatar Luca Salami @lucasalami.bsky.social
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Mr Biden. Kill those justices. your immune

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