Luke Dones

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

It’s a side hustle

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

The path not taken

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Was supposed to celebrate the 61st anniversary of ‘61, but CIA couldn’t get its act together.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Great to see the Democrats have settled on a nominee

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

OMG, I only saw an early report and didn't realize it was that bad 😢

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

As a scientist, I'd like to think they're scam engineers.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

A series win? By the Blue Jays?

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

"Little relieved Pop" The Blue Jays are using AI to make up relief pitcher names.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Ugh, comedy cancel culture (via @suitti.bsky.social)

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

I live in CO. That's probably why I don't sleep well.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Make sure not to exceed daily recommendations for CO and CN!

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

I don’t see what Jupiter-Family Comets have to do with this.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Europeans just don't understand

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

More like Rancho Horrordova

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

"... ChatGPT systematically gives a higher mark than humans, and tends to prefer proposals written by itself"

arxiv.org/abs/2407.02992

Bonus: The second author is Henri M.J. Boffin.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

Coriandertomation made unexpected gains in Worcestershire.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

I thought that was what Teslas were for.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

Ivanka or GTFO

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

The Dutes of Lant was a popular tv show in its day.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

How long has it been since you graduated to using a beaker?

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

… losing, Blue Jays!

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

bsky.app/profile/plut...

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

If ever there was a case of “Cetacean needed” …

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

When are you allowed to use the pool?

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

Um, Basquing whale. Never mind!

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

What do you call a cetacean that swims off the coast of San Sebastián, Spain? A Basquing shark.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

"Kwasi Kwarteng has compared the Tories to the Egyptian God Osiris, saying it has suffered deaths before, and will 'rise again' ... Interestingly, Osiris, if Plutarch is to be believed, was eventually ripped into fourteen pieces, put back together, and remained in the underworld forever afterwards."

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

The uncle stories are still uncllected.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

Thangam Debbonaire is my new stage name.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Financial scandal, sex scandal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Sa...

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Learning about shadows is important! (from The Guardian)

@drskyskull.bsky.social

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

Favorite UK Parliament constituency names: Aldershot, Barking, Bognor Regis and Littlehampton, Bootle, Brigg and Goole, Chipping Barnet, Erewash, Great Grimsby, Lewisham West and Penge, Mole Valley, Old Bexley and Sidcup, Penistone and Stocksbridge, Pudsey, Redcar, Scunthorpe, The Wrekin, Tooting

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

It was quiet ... too quiet.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Looks like we have a new front-runner

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

😢

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

@weregeek.bsky.social Oh, well, I guess we'll never get the wisdom of the aliens.

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Winning message, ICYMI

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

MC Robinette

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Ladybird!

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