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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you@suitti.bsky.social |
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Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I offered to bring pizza to a DBA if i could get a simple table create from a script i'd written ahead of the official schedule. She looked at the script and offered to run it right away and post date the delivery. But no pizza because it would be hard to hide.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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We've only got 12 of those.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Don't cross the beams.
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midgie
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scotland’s been so freezing today is this an election thing i didn’t vote for cold
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Deeks 🫶
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Sorry, I'm 4 hours late. I was behind a person buying lottery tickets at the gas station again
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alber
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getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions
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grand theft eigenvalue 🔆
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Existence of metric signature implies existence of metric autograph
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Sweetie π
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What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?
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Savage Whit ✨🌟
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Someone tell me again who owns the media … I mean this can’t be right … or can it? Jon Stewart: ignore this 🤣🙏
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I can give it to you in legs, then.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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New assistant branch manager?
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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You're in luck! We've managed to place Jarvis in a new home. Everyone involved appears to be happy. We still have extra dogs. 55-80 lbs.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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It's old. Don't know if it's been in a movie. There's something similar attributed to Winston Churchill. "Sir, if I was your wife, I'd poison your tea." Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Looks like it really is from fireworks, held here by weather. Funniest quote: Detroit is better because they only use guns. Storm coming shortly so should clean it up (when it comes down).
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Heard that there's a cross country team t-shirt: Our sport is your sport's punishment.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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When i was much younger i ran cross country. I *liked* running up hill, and attacked them. I was pretty much a same speed dude. 12 mph in 100 yd dash. 12 mph for 5 mile race (25 minutes). At 30 i could run faster (10 mph) than i could ride a bike (6 mph). It's a different muscle type.
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SusieB
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Enter your zip, it'll give you the AQI and causes
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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They say what it is: PM2.5 (particulate matter) but not so much on where it came from. The map shows it's local. My guess is fireworks. But ozone is good, so go out and play! Imma wear a mask outside. Which i had an N95. Maybe i can rig something up with a hepa filter.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Hey, at least they cancelled 4th of July fireworks. Wait. Is that agent Orange they're dropping... or do they only do that for Orange county? Asking for a friend.
www.pressdemocrat.com/article/news...
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Adoption is not a way to help a pregnant person out of a crisis. It is one way we tell them they do not deserve any help. 🥚
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Lots of Vulcan names have five letters, start with an s and end with a k (Spock, Sarek, Surak, Sybok, etc.). That means that technically Shrek could be a Vulcan name.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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If you got the day off yesterday and have to work today, it may feel like Monday again. And yet, it's Friday. That's because the Monday effect is stronger than the Friday effect. If you partied hard or didn't, today could be The Revenge of the Fifth.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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211 hours by bicycle with nearly ten miles of elevation up and ten miles down.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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You know, your post & mine could be combined as a quoted repost to good effect. Not sure if order matters.
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Starlit_Stella
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Stardate: 7/5/24 Friday log: Energy level- non existent Caffeine intake- low. Interest in accomplishing tasks- zero In short... 99.99% chance of doing Fuck all at my office today.
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Adam Sharp
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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I'm sorry that you were offended when I called you stupid. I thought you knew.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Was up at 4am. Weather said it was Smokey. Air quality index was 154. I thought this was a zero to one hundred scale. 80 is pretty awful. They don't say why the AQI is what it's.
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DocAtCDI
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I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
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Bex
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We’ve had the rule for how ever many years but I still click and watch the video every single time. Some days it can end up in my feed half a dozen times and I will still watch every time. It never gets old. I love it every single time I watch it
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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If you got the day off yesterday and have to work today, it may feel like Monday again. And yet, it's Friday. That's because the Monday effect is stronger than the Friday effect. If you partied hard or didn't, today could be The Revenge of the Fifth.
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Steve Silberman
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The best postscripts to an invitation I've ever seen. [via Scott Ruplin]
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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If i could tell that there was any difference, i'd take it. We have a thunder shirt for the one who is terrified of thunder. It's better than nothing.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)
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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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We haven't had any luck with calming chews. Have a radio for one. Don't have the slightest idea if he likes it.
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AkivaMCohen
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Baller
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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For today (especially in the US), may the Fourth (of July) be with you (as much as you want). Last night, even the dogs who pay zero attention to thunder were unnerved by the fireworks. Even the fireworks in the distance. Expect worse tonight.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Start of a long list: Some Dangers of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO): Accidental inhalation of DHMO can cause death, even in small quantities.
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One of the things that the cited was that their domesticated foxes (foxen?) had floppy ears. Tons of bad science has been done with Chimpanzees and Bonobos, who look much like we do.
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Andrea Junker
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The fact that I know more about Joe Biden’s one bad debate night than I do about Donald Trump’s years of raping and sexually assaulting girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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Internet Archive
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You want your MTV? ⬇️
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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And that's why i don't trust food that claims it's "all natural". Could still have forged atoms.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Recall that while Darwin had a wrong guess on where white doves came from, he was completely baffled by dogs. They've been with us so long. If fox domestication is compared to dogs, that's going to fail. And yet wolves can interbreed with domestic dogs - in some sense, same species.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I don't know where it was forged. But maybe that's the problem. It was forged. All the atoms in your body were either forged in the Big Bang or in the hearts of stars. Why don't we use authentic atoms?
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Chris should have had a coach. Heck, actors for the comedy The Big Year (about bird watching) got a coach for how to use binoculars. I've had a vocal coach for how to sing German Latin.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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For a long time, my oldest datable memory was JFK being shot, live on TV. Anchorman said, "The part of the brain that holds his up coming speach was not affected". Like we know what part of the brain that is. Like we don't know he's dead. This is insulting to a four year old. News isn't my fav.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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No. Does Google Translate have it?
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Biden declared Covid over last Spring. Many states shut down reporting. Fortunately we have hospital reports and water treatment virus counts.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Society's Child - Janis Ian, she wrote it at 12.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cN6...
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