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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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[Throwing up my hands] Why is Matthew Cortland getting death threats?! Why are people? What are we doing here?
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He’s just this guy, you know?
Read the zine at bindlezine.com
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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[Throwing up my hands] Why is Matthew Cortland getting death threats?! Why are people? What are we doing here?
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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It drives me crazy when my neighbors start shooting off the nukes before the 4th.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Are you reading that in that one tweet, or is there some other context? His tweet said nothing about his compassion for anything else. Why would you assume he doesn’t care about other people?
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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The dye that was used would stain your hands if you held it enough. I was just thinking about them, too. Just so weird that there was an industry dedicated to making them.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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She *is* a princess baby!
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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The important thing is to double down.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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Oh Christ this one hurts. Never heard him regarded as vile. Goddammit.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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That sounds Pollyanna-ish, but boy would I like that as reality.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Bluesky makes links out of text when two words are separated by a period and no space when the last word is a possible URL. Even if you delete the period and add a space, it remembers the fake link.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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That dude is an asshole. Blocking is the only way to go outside of wishing for a small bolt of lightning to strike him down.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Just letting the sun bake me in the stainless steel oven more efficiently.
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Faine Greenwood
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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.
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Pwnallthethings
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A lot of it has faded, to be sure. But this, by Jefferson--standing tall, inscribed in his memorial--speaks down through the ages, and inviting a nation that needs to hear it, to choose a better future for itself, unshackled by any laws or institutions that fail to move us forward to a better future
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Katherine 🐑
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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She looks like an absolutely marvy kitty. Thank you for sharing!
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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But those whiskers!
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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This guy’s a musician and obviously set up his bluesky acct for a little networking. So then he insults people (on the left) for no reason other than to feel superior. Not too bright.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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I think we should now get back to the noble tradition of Democrats clubbing Republicans in the Senate chambers.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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Hair of a gamma, facial hair of an alpha, sarcasm of an epsilon.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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I never heard George Lucas's backstory before.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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True, we tend to disagree with people who want to subjugate and/or kill us, but it behoves us to find out *why* we disagree.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Don't let that doll get involved in governmental bureaucracy.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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The AI version would be longer and the prose, denser, would be full of six-fingered nightmare creatures.
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Richard Ford Burley, writer and editor
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Jesus Christ we gotta stop thinking of books as "content" to be "consumed" at an ever greater pace
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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“Educators and public librarians who purvey it should be classed as registered sex offenders.” Jesus. Laying it all out right there.
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Tachyon Days
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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That’s good to know. I was like, if I can’t trust Lewis with Turkish Delight, how can I trust him with his furry representation of Jesus?
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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I know every kid that read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was absolutely disappointed that Turkish Delight wasn't something to sell out your siblings for. It's not great!
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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lol absolute same
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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But I’m so vain… ☹️
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
@macphoenix.com
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Staten Island's favorite!
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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And now they named the Queensboro after him! He was a character.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Oh John Lindsay, too beautiful for his ugly city. In reality, he was a good man who reached out to NYC’s minorities, but was extremely disliked by unions. And while we all like unions now, some of them were pretty shitty and racist back the. And the snow — yeah that was a Lindsay bungle too.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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The two-term limit was in place for Giuliani, and he made a move to override that after 9/11, but NYers didn’t bite. The two-term limit was in place for Bloomberg, too, but he just completely ignored it. There was some grumbling and then no one cared.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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I commented on a post that now has Chris Hayes and Kevin Kruse in it. I’m like rlly rlly happy now. 😎 I mean, they’re not commenting on my two-cents, but rlly rlly happy, you know?
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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I was just internally debating where Bloomberg fit into the “NYC mayors who hate NYC,” and I do think he cares NYC, but doesn’t really care about the people who live there.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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I’m considering blocking you ever since I’ve found out you are kiki.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Ducky, they can’t even elect mayors who don’t hate NYC.
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Kingfisher & Wombat
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Every climate scientist I know reacted to this bill like it was Christmas and Mardi Gras rolled into one, and hardly anybody has any idea it happened at all.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Did you hear the backstory behind that? Every time he knocked the thimbles over, it took the stage crew 15 minutes to set back up — live in front of the audience. When he does it like the 4th time, you can hear the audience groan. They punked the audience. So amazing.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Oh man, harlequin piebald is such a perfect description of Lloyd’s coat.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Unless that was rhetorical, in which case, IGNORE ME!
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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May I? Dinguses are stupid and clueless. Dipshits are wretched bunglers. Dweebs and dorks are very similar to each other, being intelligent, but sweaty, unpopular, and socially inept. Additionally, dorks are losers that may still be likable.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Ah, the brand is Zorilla? I must investigate.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Was that cereal made by a Mexican cartel or something? How are there no brand names on those boxes?
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Justine 🏳️⚧️
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The year is 2060. I am a trauma nurse. The person on the train next to me is a trauma nurse. The president is a trauma nurse. The only people who aren't trauma nurses are the ones who become shooters. I briefly bask in my freedom briefly and am shot. An 8-year-old is my trauma nurse.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Open the box. Then the probability wave collapses into reality.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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We bouba like good things; the kiki don’t not like good things. Awful.
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Jonathan 🐦🔥
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Ah, but who is it more expensive for? Tax payers? They don't count. Every dollar that flows to the top stays there. Every homeless person is another billion dollars to the excruciatingly rich.
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