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Double frustrating to think about trying to build another Buffy when she's already done all of it. She's had the Seasonal Arcs.
It's Simpsons Did It, the Final Girl
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holy SHIT she picked up a stick. actually wrenched a pipe out of the cremation oven in the room they're stuck in. lit the gas and made a flamethrower. THAT WASN'T SO HARD, RIGHT?
Also the black guy turned into the Xander!
Okay, I forgive this shitty movie completely now hahaha
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the thing is, Buffy is -so- iconic in the genre that anything that comes after her is going to be compared to her, but we really NEED another Buffy-like, BAD.
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Honestly that's one of the things I'm missing most in current culture - that Buffy, that one girl who picks up the goddamn stick and cracks the joke and kills the monster. Where is she now in 2024?
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of COURSE also Laurie Strode, who sure did her damndest when she picked up that knife
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it really makes me think about how much the genre has changed that the expectation is now the Final Girl will fight back in some form. Thinking about Ripley probably being the front runner here, but also Sidney Prescott, and probably owing something to I Spit On Your Grave, too
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I will say though it's at times like this when I'm watching a shitty teen horror movie with a sobby blonde Final Girl that I really, REALLY appreciate the genre flip that was Buffy. Especially, ESPECIALLY when it's a squeaky blonde. PICK UP THAT GODDAMN STICK AND FIGHT BACK, GIRL!!
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the black kid IS NOT THE FIRST ONE TO DIE. Taking back all my complaining
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okay but the Lesbian Revenge subtext is starting to turn into text so I'm not completely disappointed.
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we're HALFWAY THROUGH and all these awful kids are still here.
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Night of the Demons: great soundtrack, TERRIBLE acting, unlikable characters I want to see eaten, it's been 30 minutes and we haven't gotten to the Inciting Incident yet. Oh my god where is Spike The Bloody when I need him.
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Night of the Demons main theme (1988)!! LOVE IT youtu.be/ClZbHLD5Eb4
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The Failure of “America’s Greatest Otaku” - Megan D. examines TOKYOPOP's ill-fated attempt to create a reality TV show geared toward anime fans. She examines the series from the top down, from baffling production choices to ill-advised locations, set against the backdrop of an ongoing industry crash
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it's Ultraman Day! Happy 58th birthday Ultraman 🫡
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"Take it up to the Arctic where it'll never thaw out." OH SO IT CAN JOIN UP WITH THE THING AND THE UNDERGROUND PREDATOR TEMPLE??! GREAT CALL
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As an aside, isn't it just so NICE alien invaders are so easily repelled by basic Earth things? the common cold, rain, CO2?
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oh, I'll have to look this one up! thanks!!
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CLEARLY the answer to drive The Blob away is feel good music! Like, oh, Jackie Wilson? "Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher"?
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Was there one? I tried to watch Return of the Blob but just peaced out like 40 minutes in because I couldn't figure out HOW MUCH of a parody it was trying to be
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Also the wild laughter as the blob slowly takes over the projection booth (get it, PROJECTION?) is actually KIND of creepy. slow ass movie picks up in the final third!
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yup, there's a second monologue as The Blob enters the theater. Got it. It's not creeping communism, it's corrosive distrust. Hmmmm. Sounds like this is due for a reboot
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okay, the air raid siren noise is actually creepy (good call, 'teens'!)
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NO, you silly 'teens', you trick THE BLOB into going into the freezer and then lock it in there, you don't go in there yourself! Didn't you see Jurassic Park and The Shining? /sarcasm
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"yeees, I am here, the demon who possesses your soul. Wait a bit; I'm coming for you. I've so much to show you." THIS IS CLEARLY THE BLOB'S MONOLOGUE. So the 'demon' who possesses your soul is... uh... a corrosive and acidic mistrust of each other? I could actually get behind that analysis
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I will, however, not be able to take any Cenobite saying 'I have such sights to show you' seriously after hearing this monologue at the movie theater in The Blob (surely that monologue was the explanation for The Blob, right?? right??) #overthinking
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good read on The Blob: summing up where I am with it so far in that I agree with this take at the 50% mark
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OMG.
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I do notice a LOT of angry people; angry interpersonal relationships, people refusing to believe each other.
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Also, okay, I'm gonna admit I'm lost right now - most SF movies of this time period have some kinda central metaphor that the critter represents. What's "the blob" a metaphor for? Creeping commies?
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Dear kids in The Blob: STOP TOUCHING THAT SPACE ROCK, CRIPES
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These are 'teens'? These guys look about 35!! #theBlob
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Dear old guy in The Blob: MAYBE DON'T POKE THE ALIEN OBJECT WITH A STICK??
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Hello portfolio day. I’m Helen Mask an art nouveau artist based in Portland Oregon. I really enjoy creating book covers/jackets and comic book covers. I would love to do more packaging design, labels, and posters.
www.helenmask.com
thehemask@gmail.com
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Gosh it feels positively BREEZY today with Portland at 81 degrees!
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NEW: AOC introduces articles of impeachment against Justices Thomas and Alito for failure to disclose gifts and failure to recuse. Cosponsors: Lee, Tlaib, Watson Coleman, Ramirez, Frost, Omar, Bowman
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one more step and she'll have a Stand, hang around posing topless in mirrors, and hunting the Joestars
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Tokyo Drifter, Seijun Suzuki (1966)
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For anyone who just followed me recently, I wrote a middle grade scary kids book for Scholastic called SCAREWAVES! It’s about a haunted paranormal radio show and kids trying not to get eaten by monsters in a small town! Check it out maybe!
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So, in 1983, the Sydney Morning Herald's kids' section had a letters section that was dominated by kids talking about Star Blazers.
cc @timeldred.bsky.social
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So wise
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hey google how do I function on a no sleep day during a brutal heat wave in Portland
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Waiting eagerly for Book of Bill this month, but Alex Hirsch has not confirmed anything more than that and maybe a couple of shorts :/
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Thinking about this page from Urasawa's Pluto where he managed to do a heartbreaking bit of emotionality from a robot physically incapable of emoting all entirely through panel composition and framing.
One of the all-time greats of comics.
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Disney has that "The Doomies" coming that might fill a gap there: reads very much like 'we want another Gravity Falls' to me so far www.laughingplace.com/w/disney-ent...
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Apparently Viz has been going at booths with their questionable C&Ds for at least the last two years of Expo
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Wow, now I have another reason not to like them, if true!
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oh, poor Charles Rocket. Please don't rap.
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I'm laughing, Moonlighting S2E1 opens with a PROLONGED Miami Vice-esque sequence (The two shows ran contemporaneous on different networks; Vice was NBC and ML was ABC) and their 'fake Jan Hammer' synths are killing me with lolz
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