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Marisa Kabas

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you ever think about how one day we’ll have a president named jayden

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yes, slutbomb's avatar yes, slutbomb @slutbomb.bsky.social
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to preside over what exactly

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Fade Resistant's avatar Fade Resistant @faderesistant.bsky.social
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We’ve never had a Gen X president. Maybe we can avoid a Zoomer, too.

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Nat's avatar Nat @metalhipsolidnat.bsky.social
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Jayden Biden

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Jasper J. Jaspers's avatar Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social
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Not at the rate we're going

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Kay Bennett's avatar Kay Bennett @nykb.bsky.social
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That's the kid that mows my lawn. I can see it.

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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I think about having somebody named Jaxson on my hospice team

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Oui ... Hon Hon Hon ... OUI!'s avatar Oui ... Hon Hon Hon ... OUI! @untimelygamer.bsky.social
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Instead of K-Hive we will have the J-Den

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Chad Sedore 's avatar Chad Sedore @thechadindm.bsky.social
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Will that be before a Carl or Burt? Or maybe Dewayne?

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RCA's avatar RCA @rodericka1.bsky.social
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It's a race between the Jaydens, Cadens and Bradens for 2056 if we are still alive.

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shademar's avatar shademar @shademar.bsky.social
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I'm hoping for a Madison first

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Al G Rhythm's avatar Al G Rhythm @algrhythm.bsky.social
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Just not *that* Jayden.

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Firebrand's avatar Firebrand @korghee.bsky.social
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Wild that of 46 presidents, seven were named James.

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Roux The Day's avatar Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social
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youtube.com/shorts/K-1qO...

Where my head goes immediately

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Eternal Cat War's avatar Eternal Cat War @eternalcatwar.bsky.social
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all the time

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DontMakeMoi's avatar DontMakeMoi @dontmakemoi.bsky.social
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Or an actual Brandon.

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A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti's avatar A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti @spagritty.bsky.social
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i think people aren't nearly freaked out enough that we had one named barak hussein. that's like...loony.

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