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Author: BRIMSTONE SLIPSTREAM, THE DANDELION KNIGHT, &c. He/him. Opinions are mine only. #BLM, #TransRightsAreHumanRights, nobody’s free until everybody’s free.

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From memory, name the nine justices of the Supreme Court: Clarence Thomas Amy Coney Barrett Joe Manchin Chris Rufo Ed Zitron J. K. Rowling Brennan Lee Mulligan Greta Thunberg ChatGPT

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I’ve read a shit-ton of great horror in the last few years, but I’m not sure I’ve read anything that’s been as much of a gut-punch as Liz Kerin’s NIGHT’S EDGE. Chase Sui Wonders also killed it on narration. I think I’ll need a breather before FIRST LIGHT.

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Signal Boost time. If you've got a creative project you want to promote, leave the details people need in replies, like a title or a link. If it's a crowdfunder pre-launch, let us know 2 weeks out. We'll include as many as we can in this week's issue of The Full Lid.

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Tabletop Tokens/Social Media Icons OPEN 250USD Paypal only jawscommission@gmail.com for contact Shares super appreciated!

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Fun fact: In between shitposts, I write fantasy! BRIMSTONE SLIPSTREAM is THE FAST & THE FURIOUS with dragons, a story of a family who came up from nothing on the underground dragon-racing circuit and find themselves having to fight their city to survive. Free to read! books2read.com/brimstone-sl...

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The Year of our Lord 2024, and there’s not a single YA author a vegetarian can eat? smh.

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I assume it depends on which specific YA author you’re thinking of eating.

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ICYMI, this was still $1.99 on Kobo this afternoon. DO THE THING

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I just signed up to write postcards to 200 voters in swing states. 100% achievable in a few weeks, and way better for my brain than scrolling.

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Hi portfolioday 😊😊😊 !!!! you look really cute in that outfit did you do something with your hair

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This is what a random dude at the farmers market told me last week, so… seconded?

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hello #portfolioday ! im anni, i love drawing anything erotic and spooky but here’s some work of mine of the sfw variety to appease the weird internet gods

you can find my work and contact me via annijyn.com

💚✨🌿

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It’s weird how widespread this misunderstanding is. It’s a very simple request!

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Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the scoooAAAHHHHH

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You're bringing back Middle English! Extremely metaille.

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… and how could I forget: “Jolene” by Lil Nas X (orig. Dolly Parton) “WAP” by Richard Cheese (orig. Megan Thee Stallion & Cardi B.)

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“Hit Me Baby One More Time” by Tenacious D (orig. Britney Spears) “Kiss” by Tom Jones (orig. Prince) “Passionfruit” by Hayley Williams (orig. Drake) “Son of a Preacher Man” by Girlyman (orig. Dusty Springfield) “Girl from the North Country” by Counting Crows (orig. Bob Dylan)

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I Did It Thirty-Seven Minutes Ago, Charlie Brown

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I am once again asking the Internet to finally create a GIF of the Hamilton cast saying "Everything is legal in New Jersey"

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Cavalier in the streets, Lyctor in the sheets.

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1. elite media finds a herd issue 2. elected dems (usually backbenchers) read the columns about it 3. columnists know electeds are reading, write more columns 4. panic sets in 5. columnists want to keep the panic going >>> you are here 6. electeds do something fatally stupid

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Sorry, it is extremely Friday up in this cranium.

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I Did It Thirty-Seven Minutes Ago, Charlie Brown

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Fear Is The Mind-Killer, Charlie Brown

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All The Whores And Politicians Will Look Up And Shout 'SAVE US!'... And I'll Look Down And Whisper “No,” Charlie Brown

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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better: Me and Shrek and Everyone We Know

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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, & Shrek

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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better: Shrek vs. Predator

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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better: Shrek, Everywhere, All At Once

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Just to be really explicit about what’s happening here, the cover conflates age, physical disability, and cognitive disability, and goes on to conflate disability with unfitness for office. It’s utter bullshit.

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Thank you, that’s very kind! And 100% an optical illusion caused by the kid art in the background. 😄

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Oof—tag yourself, I’m extremely 8

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New piece! I struggled with this one a lot back when I started it a year or two ago, but it finally came together nice and easy when I went back and took a second look at it. 😊

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WE ARE OPEN! SEND US YOUR STORIES!!

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Yeah, I’m resistant to doing this mostly because I’ve never managed a feed like that before and it feels weird. Not a great reason! And there are a couple very obvious words that would do a lot of work. I should try this out.

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… and then sunrise starts a new quote post game and WHADDAYA KNOW

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