To decide the nominee, Democrats should play a game of Dungeons & Dragons—in 40 two-hour-long segments televised at 3am—with Bill Maher as the dungeon master. I am a savvy political commentator.
My imagination immediately took me to:
"Oooh, Kamala Harris, you cast the wrong spell against the Minor Beholder back in the first campaign four years ago and didn't swat the fly off his forehead. That's a -8 saving throw chance for you now; you need a natural now 20 or you're unressurectably dead."
Pundits being fucking idiotic is frustrating, but what's killing me is it looks like the party is listening to them. Like, what the hell are you thinking??