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Max Kennerly

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To decide the nominee, Democrats should play a game of Dungeons & Dragons—in 40 two-hour-long segments televised at 3am—with Bill Maher as the dungeon master. I am a savvy political commentator.

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Law Creep's avatar Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social
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This would reveal more about them and their values/priorities than a debate would.

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Robert Daniel Pickard's avatar Robert Daniel Pickard @notpickard.bsky.social
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Oops! All Mind Flayers

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InkBetweenFreckles's avatar InkBetweenFreckles @inkonelbows.bsky.social
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Ppl don't understand sarcasm.

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Michelle Lamb's avatar Michelle Lamb @mlamb.bsky.social
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Brian Stelter and Nate Silver would like to weigh in.

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Jon Phillips's avatar Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social
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This is something I could honestly imagine Elon Musk pitching after reading Iain M. Banks’ The Player of Games

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Portland Man's avatar Portland Man @erikgunderson.bsky.social
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My imagination immediately took me to: "Oooh, Kamala Harris, you cast the wrong spell against the Minor Beholder back in the first campaign four years ago and didn't swat the fly off his forehead. That's a -8 saving throw chance for you now; you need a natural now 20 or you're unressurectably dead."

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Dave's avatar Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social
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Pundits being fucking idiotic is frustrating, but what's killing me is it looks like the party is listening to them. Like, what the hell are you thinking??

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OG_McDuck's avatar OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social
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You're obviously being silly. A truly serious person would suggest we nominate the winner of a game of HarmonQuest.

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