sarcasm is the only joy left | disavowed fb during the hostile troll takeover of 2016 | left twitter before mini muskler bought it | x = lol | BlueSky Elder
Why don’t dems see the scotus decision as a win - BIDEN IS PRESIDENT. He can remain president as long as he wants. BIDEN has unchecked, absolute power & anything he does is shielded. Imprison the magat justices, cancel the election, declare himself KING! Rid us of the tangerine grifter PERMANENTLY
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Half of this country thinks FELONS MAKE GREAT PRESIDENTS .. congrats to Hunter. Now he can challenge THE TANGERINE FELON in a felon v felon contest.
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cool! NOW HE’S QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT .. he should run against THE TANGERINE FELON
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ew .. just .. ew
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what do you mean BlueSky is now open to EVERYONE??
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If SCOTUS reverses & grants the orange autocrat presidential immunity, he’s still NOT president right now .. Joe Biden is. Soooo, what would THAT mean? President Biden FOREVER, folks! Cheers!
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Amazingly, a Federal court has rejected the Homelander "I can do anything I want" theory
www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/u...
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It is thorough. What is there left for SCOTUS to say?
Just deny cert. and let's get on with it.
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This should have been decided in an HOUR.
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this is the obviously correct ruling but i still breathed a sigh of relief www.cnn.com/2024/02/06/p...
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Q: if trunt takes his case to SCOTUS & the corrupt bunch rule in his favor, BUT Biden is still president, does that mean Joe Biden has complete IMMUNITY? So, Biden could decide to cancel the 2024 elections, or extend his term, or shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue? maybe someone orange? 🤷🏼♀️
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can't wait for them to come to minneapolis and notice it hasn't burned down
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clarence thomas’s clerks constitute a who’s-who of some of the worst people in this country, each of whom has put in tireless work to degrade american democracy for the sake of oligarchs and would-be authoritarians.
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Like a pack of Scrooges, straight out of “A Christmas Carol.”
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If we collected what is actually owed, we could forgive student loans, invest more in infrastructure and green energy, protect social security and help Ukraine beat Russia. I call that multiple win-wins.
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Nebraska and Iowa have both now said no to USDA food aid programs that function as federal subsidies to Nebraska and Iowa farmers all in order to ensure poor kids starve.
There was a time when that would have been political suicide in those states
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well, it is the bedrock of conservatism
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ah, the pro-life crowd out there pro-life-ing it up for the holidays
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If you ever think Republicans aren't good at politics, just remember that they're manufactured a scandal calling others antisemitic while the leader of their party is running around hacking Hitler's bits.
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Very excited for people who don’t understand how Bayesian statistics work to discover this means there will be literally 10M+ false arrests per year
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ffs
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just a casual reminder that a majority of the court was appointed by Republican presidents who reached the White House after losing the popular vote -- three of them by Trump -- and one of the justices is married to one of Trump's co-conspirators in trying to overturn the 2020 election.
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it’s actually so terrible when fully unpackaged and laid out on the table that it’s really difficult to come to any other conclusion than one previously mentioned: we’re fucked
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this “court” is the very definition of ‘zero f*cks given’
thomas + alito = honey badger
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Tis the season to be jolly
… unless you work in retail,
in which case you have 24hrs so make the most of it
Cheers!
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agreed- it IS hilarious if you’re in on the joke
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A lot of state election officials wondering if anyone recorded their call from Trump today, I'll bet.
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Gonna keep this in mind next time I step outside at 4pm and it’s 40 degrees & pitch dark .. and I’m whining
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Rudy Giuliani can write off tens of millions of dollars of the $148 million defamation settlement on his taxes.
School teachers can still only write off up to $300 for the school supplies they buy for their classrooms.
This is what a system rigged by billionaires looks like.
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Pundits: Trump voters support him because their communities have eroded and they've lost faith in meritocracy and our institutions
Trump voters: No, we support him because we agree immigrants are "poisoning the blood of our country"
Pundits: It's the meritocracy, right?
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Only plagiarism scandal I'm worried about is the one where the leader of the Republican Party keeps ripping off Hitler.
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This story makes me hopeful for the future of local politics & also slightly less ashamed to say I grew up in PA
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yes but will it make package delivery less expensive & more reliable ? puff puff pass me that package
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Tell me again how we have to let voters decide whether an insurrectionist can be president
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THIS!
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AND a woman .. eek!
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this was only a matter of time b/c she’s a highly intelligent & accomplished BLACK WOMAN ffs & old white guys can’t have her running their boys’ club & DEI exacerbated their ire (though I was dismayed seeing her smirk throughout the cong hearing when being asked about student threats)
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why the distinction that it was “gay” sex? does that somehow make it worse than hetero sex? or are we just trying to get clicks from bigots?
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the Thin Blue Line isn’t so thin in NYC
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I would love to turn on my tv and not immediately want to hurl it out of a window .. it’s exhausting
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Seattle’s response: ‘go fuck yourself’ Texas
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I consider this one of the most important parables to come out of Twitter’s existence