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Alice

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Tall. SJW. Bi. Rubbish at games. Occasionally funny. She/Her.

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Today is my birthday, so you're legally obliged to get this picture to at least 1,000 reshares.

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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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Just unfortunate timing, but it made me chuckle:

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Robin Brooks 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Robin Brooks 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @assumptionprime.bsky.social
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"I just don't think that's going to happen."

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I'm vocally protesting your ban, so either it'll get lifted and I'm a hero or I join you in the ban and I'm a hero. Win-Win.

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I leave the house for FOUR HOURS and this Neil Gaiman stuff happens.

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hi, are you doomscrolling? Have you had something to eat today? How about water? Have you gone outside?

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I used ice once, and never again. Fucking useless. I've stayed with the gel for years. How did you get codeine? 🙃

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I only have limited space, so please presume I support all the Good Causes, including ones I've not yet been alerted to.

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The real plan is to buy every other property in eyeshot and hang giant banners from them that say stuff like: "Lolita-reading nonce"

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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

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Could be worse, could be 41. (Happy Birthday)

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Is that you in the corner? 👉🧍🏾‍♀️

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accidentally dug up this frog and he looks like he's going to force choke me

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My grandfather was in the army and there for UK nuclear tests. Died of cancer before I was even born.

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I didn't even know who this Jake was until today, but I'm more than happy to block based on the evidence.

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🕺 🎵I am the Measles Man with Mumps from far away 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 "What is your plague?" I bring you Ruba-Ruba-Rubella Rubella Rubella Ruba-Ruba-Rubella Ruba-Rubella🎵

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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Richard Branson, featured in of all things a Transformers comic, dredging Megatron out of the Thames.

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Seeing as everyone is (rightfully) dumping on JKR again today, I get to say I was cool and never liked Harry Potter anyway. I was a Worst Witch reader growing up in the 90s. 🧙

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Okay, but you now have to pronounce 'get' with the same g the wrong people use when they say gif.

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But they will never invent one who isn't White.

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Good morning and happy pride!

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You did in the dream I had a couple of nights ago, and for some reason made it a prank film about youth gang warfare. The audience was stunned and I was the only one clapping.

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"This is a trap" I think to myself as I willingly walk in and trigger it. "This is where I was ambushed the last time I died" I muse, as I repeat the same situation hoping for a different result. My Life In Elden Ring pt.1/570

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It's my birthday next week, so let's say we both gave each other £20 and call it even.

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Genuinely Innocent Person: "I've been imprisoned wrongly, I didn't commit this crime." Them: "Well, now you think you did."

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I should boot you through that Forbidden Door for trying to have Queen besmirched again. Thankfully Aminanata was having none of it. ...because she didn't know who they were. 🙁

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