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The Midnight Society

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Rowling: blood play? obscene phone calls? exhibitionism? age play? full and permanent delitization? wrapping roy orbison in cling wrap? shopping for wonder bread? Rowling: look i'm just askin' questions! Rowling: i'm the normal one here!

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THR's avatar THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social
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Ragnell's avatar Ragnell @ragnell.bsky.social
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This is how you get kicked out of a club that even lets Howard stay.

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Michael J. Nicholson's avatar Michael J. Nicholson @michjnich.com
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Well I had to google "Roy Orbison clingfilm" and now I don't know if I'm more or less confused ...

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Time Spinner's avatar Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social
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JKR just get a F-List already challenge

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For King? Based on the thickness of his books, it's all about size play.

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Jim Marshall's avatar Jim Marshall @the6thjm.bsky.social
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Anyone who says "I'm normal" when nobody asked needs to be examined by the guys at Area 51.

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A Wooloo for all seasons's avatar A Wooloo for all seasons @mockwooloo.bsky.social
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Barker: Oh boy are we talking about our fetishes? Because I am SO HERE for that! Poe: Clive. Barker: This may take some time so I hope you're sitting comfortably. Uh, coiling comfortably? Whatever it is you do. Poe: CLIVE.

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Eric the .5b's avatar Eric the .5b @semiapies.bsky.social
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Rare one where I'm not laughing because I'm *still* too boggled by JKR's rant.

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I spy an Fplus fan.

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Maggie Parry-Mantel's avatar Maggie Parry-Mantel @maggienifique.bsky.social
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šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ this is your funniest one yet.

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Oh, you get so many bonus points for the Roy Orbison in clingfilm reference.

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Msā€Š. Penny ā€ŠOaken's avatar Msā€Š. Penny ā€ŠOaken @skywitches.net
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šŸ’­ā˜ŗļø spilled groceries, mmmmm šŸ¤¤

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Alan Rides Bikes's avatar Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
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OMG

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Sancho Pansy's avatar Sancho Pansy @nataliereed84.bsky.social
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Lovecraft: ā€œYes, trans women are Fallen Men. We should have sympathy for their horrible condition and try to help them conquer their delusionsā€ Rowling: ā€œNO! ITā€™S SO MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT, HOWARD!!! WHY DO YOU SUPPORT THOSE MONSTERS?!?!??ā€

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Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)'s avatar Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater) @catvincent.bsky.social
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Am I the only person who misses the Wrapping Roy Orbison In Clingfilm guy?

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Witty Librarian 2024's avatar Witty Librarian 2024 @paulwartenberg.bsky.social
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Shelley: seriously, what the hell is 'wrapping roy orbison in cling wrap'? Barker: (leans over and whispers) Shelley: Shelley: Shelley: Percy? go get George Shelley: we got a new game tonight Percy Shelley: yes dear

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CliffyG's avatar CliffyG @danforinton.bsky.social
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Gosh. This is now my favourite of these that you've done. Well played *applause*

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Genderflux Superfluid's avatar Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social
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Got so mad she cured her own lisp

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Lewis Muirhead's avatar Lewis Muirhead @bringthenoise.bsky.social
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I know this is a Voldemort thing but Iā€™m totally envisioning JK as Judge Death based on the dialogue. Pretty similar morality too

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Simon Bisson's avatar Simon Bisson @sbisson.com
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Whoa the Roy Orbison in cling film is a Ulrich HaarbĆ¼rste deep cut.

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