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Miklos
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Unless you integrate your emails into the same client, in which case it's all in one place, but life is just anxiety about replying to someone *from* the wrong address.
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For his next stunt Sir Ed Davey will orchestrate 25 Con->LibDem defections. They won't even need to cross the floor, just bum-shuffle into the new official opposition.
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I agree. I didn't mean to come across as a kipper apologist. I do think that while I worry when they vote in some cnuts to the nation's legislature, these voters won't be convinced by suppressing their voice. I just wish they stopped following newspapers and youtubers who give them these opinions.
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I agree, it's a slight change in vote distribution. E.g. in Clacton last time it was Con 72%, Lab 15%, whereas this time it was Con+Ref 74%, Lab 16%. In a way we've probably had Ukippy MPs all along, only hidden behind a blue rosette.
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Good news. Besides, very few office jobs require a penis, as a haver of office jobs and a penis have discovered over the years.
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Most of their readers would struggle with the Life In The UK test. Why don't we put a random three of those questions on the ballot paper, if you fail them, we don't count your vote. That would deal with the Reform problem and put any future Tory revival out of the question in one fell swoop.
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🎵Three lions on a shirt Go home van still gleaming Five years and a fee Never stopped me dreaming 🎵 They going home they go-ing home..
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I'll have a medium rare mister loin
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The Housing Minister Of The Week.
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Who was shadowing Esther McVey on the Common Sense brief?
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Supermajority innit. Or as it is called in British English, majority.
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Converted to GBP or in rubles?
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We could get away with far fewer if they go Waldorf and Statler, or even Thee Amigos style!
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Crowded field
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For his next stunt Sir Ed Davey will orchestrate 25 Con->LibDem defections. They won't even need to cross the floor, just bum-shuffle into the new official opposition.
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Which one
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Unless they go half and half with Labour on the remaining seats, the exit poll must have massively overestimated the Tories..?
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TL;DR? Just woke up. Is there a good place to start?
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Is this liable to change massively with all those super marginals?
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GIMME!!
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Reform on 8 might be the Faustian bargain we need to accept for Tories in third place, and if we can't crush them both in one go, I might be willing to live with it.
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At that point just put the remote under one of those bobbing head bird toys and let it switch channels for you randomly! 😅
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Sky youtube channel is said to be broadcasting globally, for those outside the UK without a VPN.
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Then again, it's only thanks to one of these boring ceremonies that I've learnt one of the many obscure and bizarre traditions of Britain, which is that the style of address of a mayor is His/Her Worship.
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Technically, if he's correct then he was mostly just emailing his *former* supporters. 😎
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Oh how we are still laughing..
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If you do you might need this link tomorrow.
www.nhs.uk/live-well/al...
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It would be a very strange nursery even today to assign a sign off a chicken head in the national colours. What would some of the other signs be?
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We didn't, and it was long to count everything manually twice. Catering was okay though.
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Rectangular or Greater Hungary shape?
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I bet some of them hadn't even been assigned gladiator at birth!
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No, that is allegedly done through Swiss bank accounts in rubles.
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It would have to involve a 3-inch thighbone shortening operation for every one of them who voted for austerity, or any measure making poverty and food security worse.
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In Hungarian we say szavazóurna, "voting urn".
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He went for the snazzy look, but his minders opted for the easily wipeable option in case they need to dive and take a milkshake for their fuhrer.
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There has to be some leeway. Our measured weight changes as we breathe in and out, the relationship cannot be illegal for 40 seconds per minute!
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Oh, I have huge respect for all the people involved. I had very little exposure to the complexities and it taught me very important life lessons.
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Ah interesting, so it's not the same people who work at the polling station throughout the day. I was an election official in Hungary one time, and we had to be there from before 6 AM until we counted and reported all the ballots around 3 AM the next day.
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He was just anxious to finish the shift and go get the Tories out.
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Not the same people, surely! Does voter turnout have an impact on the predicted times of seat results tonight?
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Incidentally, a ballot box is called an 'urn' in some other languages. The dark joke goes that a man took his mother in law to vote so that she'd get accustomed to the urn.
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Not for the individual, sure, but the whole country would know that these were the only idiots still voting for those constitutional vandals. Same with Clacton, if Farage gets in, we will all have an opinion on the entire town.
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I like to imagine that some Tory voters stay home because they don't want to end up as one of the very few constituencies that return a senior Tory. Imagine if they collapse to ~40 unknown backbenchers and e.g. Liz Truss. Would you want the stigma of being one of her voters?
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I wonder how many of the losing fuckers can Sunak still shovel into the HOL on his resignation honours list as a parting gift to the nation.
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You're a member of a special club of 8 billion.
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I've lined up 300 of my best sad trombone gifs for all the defeated Tories tonight. Make me proud, Britain!
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Something vaguely reassuring. Also, good choice.
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Perhaps not 𝘢𝘭𝘭 the lawyers then.
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First I read that as self-depricating and I was preparing to write something vaguely reassuring, until I realised you might have meant that we were not good enough to be graced with the sight of such beauty. Either way, the Blur t-shirt should do just fine if you can find it.
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