chris gearhart

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

I'm so excited for this to be in our home. We should hang it above the fireplace.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

how bout horse

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

I guess. idk if I'm brave enough for the milk part, but I'd try it.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

[hissing intensifies]

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Excuse me, Ronald-San, could I.. uh... get the Blue Eyes Cinnamoroll wif my nuggies~ uwu...?

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Look. Twinks can have cute little staches if they want to.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Dark Magician too. These are so good. We need to find a way to get some.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Blues Eyes Cinnamoroll is giving me life.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

that doesn't work, I'm jealous of it.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Yes dear.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

As an animator by trade it hurts to read this. I get the sentiment but I wish I could share my art, even in a silent format would be fine.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

comics were a mistake.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

bleat this

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

As an able-bodied but very out of shape man, my trainer's favorite workout for me is called "Penguins" where I kinda just flail wildly on the floor. It's really embarrassing but the bucket of raw fish is incentive enough for me.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

"Don't look at the eclipse you'll damage your eyes. Here take these 5 cent glasses I bought from the dollar general with the worst graphic design you've ever seen on them. These will keep your eyes safe."

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

She smelled the chicken this morning and was YAPPIN

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

😠

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

As your partner of 10 years, I support this. 👩‍🌾

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

She mentioned this to me once more than a year ago and never sent me the files!

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Read the notification as "social whale"

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Noted.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Helldivers 2 is a beautiful sex-positive experience.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

This shroom is [ X T R A T H I C C ]

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Lord help me, I've peaked on my first post.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

This app makes me feel like an old old grandpa. In the wholesome way and no other way. Except my bones. Those are also grandpa.

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

Wish I'd known about the long cat!!!

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

Not sure. My partner's mom made it. @atropius.bsky.social might know

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

🐈

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chris gearhart @minimumcool.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Lay out the rainbow carpet for me, you beautiful bluesky folks. #firstpost #itsacatpost

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