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Alasdair Beckett-King@misterabk.bsky.social |
Quest givers are like: "That's close enough, Stranger. One more step and you're scagg meat. Why don't you turn around and start walkin'? Or you could help me with a deeply personal problem."
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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"The secret army of rebels has been evading the royal guards for generations. You can find their base in a cave behind the third fallen tree outside the town. "Once you've done a simple task of two for them, I'm sure they'll let you come and go as you please."
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@boredompeejeterson.bsky.social
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Bonus points if you already managed to steal all their stuff and are wearing their clothes while they stand there only in underpants
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TheLeatherMushroom
@theleathermushroom.bsky.social
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"if you take one more step cunt I'll rip your face off. Wanna kill these knolls for me?"
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Minuit
@zoroark.ca
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I have met real people like this and it hurts my brain.
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Sara | Bodice Tipplers Podcast
@bodicetipplers.bsky.social
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I just got one like that in a Witcher 3 DLC where a dude was rude as hell when I came to see him about his contract and there was happily a dialogue option where you could tell him absolutely the fuck not today Satan do you want to kill your own monsters or not?
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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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"You dare ask for our most sacred treasure, the Eye of Gthalaghthak?? Never!! Unless you have, say, FIFTEEN rat tails?"
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@patter.bsky.social
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Fallout 4 version "you were passing by so my quest has been added to your log, as if by magic"
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BensDecoy
@bensdecoy.bsky.social
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Not many people know there is a toggle on most healing spells which switch them from physical to emotional damage.
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HeWhoLaughs
@shiningpath.bsky.social
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"You cannot attack me stranger, for my task is plot critical."
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Mach⚙️
@sfaccountant.bsky.social
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19 out of 20 times when I use this on people in the neighborhood they just leave. What am I doing wrong?!
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Ellie and cats
@brynstar7.xyz
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Oh, your brother disappeared? Did he happen to be carrying a unique family heirloom that I can’t sell for some reason. Yeah, I found it on a dead body in a cave after I killed a Grim Weasel. Here’s your grandpa’s dentures back. Sorry for your loss. Why yes, I do have a use for a magic amulet. Ciao.
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matthew du plessis
@mattduplessis.bsky.social
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Of course I will help you with your deeply personal problem. Please accept these 11 turnips and/or the edge of my blade.
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Clint Thomas
@clinttms81.bsky.social
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Quick-saves, Goes back to quest giver... quest giver glitches, falls through the floor while talking, as their voice fades the further away they fall... * Generic quest failed sound effect * Quest giver has died... quick-load... it happens again.
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