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neil gaiman please report to the dumpster immediately for orientation
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"You just don't like fun."
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I hope you all awaken to a lawn littered with blasting caps and fingertips Friday morning.
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I haven't had a bowel movement in like 4 days.
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I don't know. I just found it like that.
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The founder of OnlyFans is one of the biggest donors to the IDF. This comes as no surprise.
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Check out this fish my father in-law caught.
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This is Ryan O'Reilly's dad from Oz on HBO. Like, his dad on the show, not in real life. But his real-life brother played as his brother on the show. Thats kinda neat.
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These are little monster dudes that my wife makes.
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This is a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It's really good.
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Thats cool
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This is a bag of worms. There's gotta be like 100 of them in there. I found them when I flipped over an old rotten couch in the woods. Not in the bag though, I had to put them in there. Me and this guy I work with. Im gonna try to feed them to my frog.
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How do you feel about like weiners and butts and stuff like that?
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Sick shirt.
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White people.
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These guys? Surely they aren't all albino.
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Really? I wonder why all those Ethiopian Jewish women were forcibly sterilized? I guess Israel is cool with brown, but draws the line at black?
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Thats awesome that you are doing do well. I wonder how the unhoused are doing?
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Im sure you'll find it eventually.
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Use your big girl words.
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That's good news. How so?
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I spent the majority of my time here pointing out that both parties are complicit, why vote?How you'd turn that into me blaming "one guy" is beyond me.
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How very liberal of you.
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Oh, I see what comment section Ive wandered into. Implying Im antisemitic because I don't want to vote for a genocide? I was curious why everyone was avoiding the Palestine issue here. If you hate brown people, just say that.
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Ensure their corporate interests are meant regardless of the election outcome. Why do you think AIPAC funds candidates from both parties?
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C'mon man. At least look at this cute bug I found.
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When Biden proclaimed just this week that "If re-elected, I'll reinstate Roe", as if he can then but can't now, yeah.
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Both candidates spent most of the debate competing over who'd send more taxpayer money to Israel to bomb Palestinian kids. If you are seriously considering voting for genocide, you are worse than whatever evil you think lurks over party lines.
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No, but I did invent a really cool sugarcane farm in Minecraft.
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If you want to choose between 2 flavors of vanilla promoted to you by the corporate interest with a hand in both their pockets, that's your right. I dont blame you, I blame Reagan.
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You understand how PACs work? Your political choices are equivalent to a donut variety when both parties are in the pocket of the same people. Voting has been irrelevant since Reagan.
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If you haven't noticed the incessant decline in quality of American life regardless which of two parties is in the House, I can"t help you. Hell, I thought for sure you would have figured it out when women lost reproductive rights with a Democrat at the wheel.
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I'm new here. Can I post unsolicited dick pics, or does that break TOS? I just feel that the climate of this particular comment section would be favorable to you guys looking at a really great penis which could be a penis from the internet or my penis, you'd never know, and thats the fun part for me
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Look at this cool big bitch that whipped past my head like a bullet and bounced off the side of my house and fell on the deck and had to take a moment to compose himself before he flew off again to hopefully do the same thing to somebody else because I hate my neighbors and they deserve a bug wound
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Its good art because it can convey complex emotions such as "itchy butthole" with so few colors.
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When I was in elementary school, our music teacher would put on these shitty records of childrens songs, and we'd all have to sing along. I would always substitute words like "heart" with "fart" really loud and that was arguably funnier than Weird Al's entire career.
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Everybody is Targaryen or Valeryen or Egon or Peegon and they all have matching outfits and they whisper all the time in dimly lit environments. I have no idea what the hell is going on and the dragons look dumb as hell.
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"It's just white people talking in different rooms."
-my wife's review of House of the Dragon
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