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2006 Time Person of the Year Non-practicing intellectual he/him

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Are you saying Dems need to put on the best damn talent show this country's ever seen?? Because HARD AGREE

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I feel bad for therapists right now. How are they supposed to help people who are anxious and depressed because everything is depressing and insane?

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Doing research for this article: "How do you feel about your authoritarian government?" "Oh, you know..." looks around "can't complain."

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The idea of Trump bringing in soldiers to shoot American citizens is not a hypothetical. It's something he considered while in office already. Now he'd be immune from prosecution for it, and could pardon anyone else charged for anything relating to it. This WILL happen if he's reelected.

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Well yeah, he'd been in contact with another hitman. Just getting quotes, seeing what the going market rate is, maybe starting a little bidding war. It's just good business.

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Just a weird coincidence that every single 6-3 decision goes one way! Impossible to explain, but the underlying facts can't be disputed.

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What everyone needs to remember is that it's actually a 3-3-3 Court...

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The right wing keeps openly and brazenly setting itself up to rule as an autocracy while telling Dems "you don't have the guts to do what needs to be done to stop us." And the Dems keep proving them right.

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I thought you were a fan of Giants legend Orel Hershiser

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Now THIS is the Joe Biden I like to see! Welcome back, Mr President 🫡

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Let me see if I have this right. Quid pro quo: still illegal (for now) Quid pause quo: hell yeah, baby

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The Bears have a WR in camp named Dante Pettis.

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All future 5-4 episodes are just going to be one of you reading the exact words from the opinion and going "can you believe this shit??" You don't have to dig to expose the bullshit; they're just laying it out in the open.

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We're talking about people now saying Reggie shouldn't have talked about this.

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Also, imagine being the kind of person who thinks he can tell REGGIE JACKSON of all people what he should and shouldn't say. Like Reggie Jackson is going to care about their opinions.

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What about one of the judges from the Great British Bake Off? They seem good.

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Oh no, Supreme Court just ruled that if you don't own a gun, you're not a true American and can be forcibly deported.

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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rules that there are two genders, Male and Lesser.

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It's just good advice for everyone regardless of religion. Are you saying it's wrong to teach kids not to steal, or murder, or covet, or worship any other god but the Judeo-Christian God? What's specifically religious about any of that?

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Time to bring back inefficient altruism. Where are the wealthy raining cash on the masses from hot air balloons?

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Dudes will see this and just think "oh hell yeah!"

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And somewhere, Dick Durbin has his head in his hands, thinking "Damn it! Now people are going to yell at me to do my job again!"

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Conservatives on SCOTUS are really going to have to decide which they love more: giving gun rights to addicts, or punishing someone with the last name of Biden. Will they ever catch a break?

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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what the fuck is wrong with LinkedIn influencers

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There's an old saying in Arizona -- I know in Texas, probably in Arizona -- that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me -- can't get fooled again.

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It's really frustrating seeing so many people make this common and silly mistake. They should know that it is actually *me* who is the protagonist of reality.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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To enjoy it is not to say it fixes everything. You are allowed to enjoy it because it’s funny.

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It will not stop being funny to me that his first conviction, out of all the horrible shit he's done, is for actually paying someone for services rendered for maybe the first time in his life.

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First debate is scheduled for two weeks before sentencing. Will Trump refuse to show up? Will he use all his time to call his supporters to action? Will Biden make the stupid choice to avoid talking about how his opponent is a convicted felon, for some nonsense ideological reason?

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Just a couple hours of y'all being depressed and talking about how bad it is that it's overshadowing Biden's campaign, right?

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For when you want a driver who has used involuntary immersion therapy to become immune to the effects of pepper spray.

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Look out, Alito! You're getting real close to the line where Durbin changes his avatar to show his support for somebody doing something (as long as it isn't him)!

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"I gave a serious speech on my proposed five-step tax credit for eco-conscious munitions manufacturers, but my opponent was filmed eating a live puppy, so guess which one the damn MEDIA covered. Just can't catch a break."

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They're upset. That their opponent. Is on trial for crimes. That's bad for them, in their minds. That they can't get messaging out to show how they're the better than the accused criminal. This is a problem? They see it that way? Sorry, brain breaking.

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Women are allowed to have autonomy when it gets him out of trouble.

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Went through a lot of feelings very quickly on seeing this. From "What? That can't be right." to "Actually, it makes sense." to "If anything it seems high. Why would we have that many?" in less than a minute.

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He missed the first evidence of racism: that he didn't trust all the writing black people have done on the subject. Only he, a white man, could properly document this. GTFOH

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The robot uprising is a lot more passive than Hollywood led me to expect.

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I remember seeing someone say everything makes more sense if you replace "the economy" with "rich guys' feelings" and it tends to work really well

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