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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

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The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true


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I’m no expert, but it’s probably not a good sign for a political campaign when the best possible thing that could happen to it is the candidate dropping dead

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You claim to not be responsible yet your job title is Senior Vice President of Who Is In Star Wars. Interesting 🤔

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What the fuck do you people put strawberries in

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Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!

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“Buddy I’ll be dead soon, not my problem!”

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This awful Biden situation could’ve been avoided if the US had simply stayed under British rule and gradually transitioned to being an independent parliamentary democracy like Canada

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Tough part for his campaign is that the reason he can do the job (unelected bureaucrats can do all the real work so it’s fine if the president is a vegetable) isn’t something they can say out loud

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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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Crazy that anyone can have an opinion on the guy other than “he’s just plain evil”

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Lol at all these British people “voting”. You’re ruled by a king, idiots! 😂 🤣

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The big selling points of Kamala to me are 1: she’s there and 2: she’s physically capable of doing normal campaign activities

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I have landed on the normie “hope they dump him and roll the dice on Kamala” option

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we’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t get any older *4 years later* oh no

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It would be funny if Indiana jones walked in on the grail knight and the guy was jacking off

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Optional retirement makes this hard to pull off (you can’t risk losing a single election), so the answer is to make it illegal for justices to ever retire. The Drop Dead On The Bench act

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Happy Birthday to rock ‘n’ roll legend Chubby Checker. 82 and still going strong!

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they/them might be giants ☭'s avatar they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social
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No one can say they didn’t know exactly what this was. Everyone knows this is genocide and everyone knows that everyone knows. It’s all dangerously out in the open. The only way to accept this is to see Palestinians as less than human. No peace or rest for such people ever again.

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Tom McH's avatar Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social
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just watched it again, great every time

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“Other candidates would do as well as Joe but probably won’t drop dead in six months” is a killer pitch

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Prequel series where we learn what he did to get cast out of heaven

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Incredible escalation from “what if a crazy guy stabbed people” to “what if stonehenge shot lasers”

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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i wouldn’t call my bluesky account my primary revenue driver but i’d estimate it’s generated between $12 and $14 million so far. there’s obviously growth potential but that’s about where you want it to be at the one-year mark, so i’m not at all worried about it

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He also foresaw that the experience of interacting with artificial intelligence would be annoying

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No, and it also didn’t accept DRUGLAD (a boy on drugs)

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First they call for the president to step down, and now this. Sad times for the Gray Lady

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I think the answer is a “we give up, you guys figure out what the hell this is” tag

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But which skills will be more valuable after the apocalypse when there’s no way to go on imdb?

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You did this you son of a bitch

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Now THIS is the Joe Biden I like to see! Welcome back, Mr President 🫡

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That’s my favourite version

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On the other hand, their version of Satisfaction is better than the original

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Batman famously got a guy to replace him as Batman when he was too physically fucked up to do the job anymore!

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If only spry, youthful Joe Biden hadn’t gone to that crazy beach on his vacation 😞

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President Biden’s debate strategy, dropping dead on stage and being wheeled off in a coffin, is unconventional to say the least … but it might just pay off

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There’s not even an andy

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Jeremy Renner ‘terrified’ to return to getting run over by a snowplough after snowplough accident

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Thank you! President Biden’s speed use is purely recreational, NOT performance enhancing!

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.

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Rivers Cuomo’s obituary

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