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Dead Fleets jester Cask of Amontillado fan account

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Do they sell the electric fire places? My farmers market growing up sold those.

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The friend-of-a-friend nepo baby writers who get the network tv episide gigs looooooove the name Cody, and sixteen year-olds called 'Dickie' and 'Carl' and shit.

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it's the only war worth writing about for song

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no-one gets between me and my beloved durban poison

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I am crying

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@moonmasque.bsky.social part of an elite group of posters sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. they promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

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can't wait until we have a head of state called Cody

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Do people actually name their kids Cody, or is that a tv trope?

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Error in the alt text! it should be 'bic' not 'nice'. Spellchecking at my time of mourning is abhorrent behaviour on the part of my phone, and I'm casting it into the river after I post this

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After years of careful preservation, my favourite lighter is finally kicked 👁️ 💧

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posting more to forget about the older bad posts, pushing them down to promote my new bad posts

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I pronounce the 4th of July as they do in the Hapsburg court in Castille

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puppy john adams vs cat ears thomas jefferson

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I hate to interrupt your flow of ‘Friday the bussyteenth’ posts, but please do take a moment to click on my profile and read my posts before you you drift off to sleep tonight. They provide a ‘bath house’ for your circadian rhythms. And you’ll sweat profusely overnight, which will help purify you.

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The nicest thing you can do for me is visit a brick-and-mortar circuit city store. Using a monorail computer, log on to America online. After you gain access to the worldwide web (it takes about ten minutes), navigate to bluesky desktop site, and manually click my profile and read my posts.

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Pls don't neglect to read my posts; that's why we're here

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Friendly reminder that you actually have to go to a university campus library, find a desktop Macintosh computer, launch internet explorer on os jaguar (for windows you have to use America online), sign-on to bluesky, and click my profile to read my posts.

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It’s so sad I’m dead to the mutuals who muted me 😢 How do they carry on ?

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The lost two minutes off their life expectancy

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I also leave out teeth bc I'm nice like that.

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I wish I could go back to the time before I realised he was Elon’s twin 🫣

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And taking it off at the end of the day is 💋👌

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My jowls wobble as I scream BLOOK ME IN THE EYEEEES

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It’s how it should always be played imo

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Elon would do himself a few favours by dressing like this honestly

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You're in a meeting with me today, this is what you get

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You're in a meeting with me today, this is what you get

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Have we done anything about this here, have we said anything

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For longevity, the ones that are actually spiralled are better than the solid biscuity pull-apart type imo.

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it's never anything as cool as that. My best yet was Hausman

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it's fun to pop the can. Also, does your region have the orange sweet rolls?

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We have to be normal to each other its so important

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but maman I do not wish to study médicine I wish to dance for my friends on l’internet and to vape until I scromit!!

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“spider girl” lithograph by adolph friedländer, 1922

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You’ll notice a certain perfect bb housrman actor never makes up stories about centrist dinner parties 👼

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You’ll notice a certain perfect bb housrman actor never makes up stories about centrist dinner parties 👼

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Eddie Marsan played John Houseman in 'Me and Orson Welles'. I could have been milking this to boost housemanposting the whole time 🤬

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Oh shit I may have to get back on /tv/ for this

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men used to be hot from:moonmasque.bsky.social

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