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not an art thief
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sir francis drake be like
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚@theshrimpening.bsky.social |
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oceanic wanderer. foraging. i have a tail. i aspire to command a baboon army. 18th century enthusiast. (he/him)
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not an art thief
@famousartthief.bsky.social
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sir francis drake be like
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Lars Maischak
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So true!
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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i love how the hannibal tv series made baltimore this crazy hub of batman villain-like serial killers
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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sounds like a cool dude
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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😆
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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Lmao, omg they’re not even trying.
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saddy mayonnaise
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The biggest X-File is that I’m supposed to believe this is a lake in Iowa
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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the coffee they serve in the morning certainly doesn’t help
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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there’s also the oozing walls, but that’s what the extra towels are for
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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too much like vampire pizza, which is not great
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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Chihuahua with a gun
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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That would make a great deal of sense
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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he puts his condom on one penis at a time
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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woke cthulhu
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clown gravy
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wet strawberry fanart tgif
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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vasectomy is the cowardly option. responsible folks swim with the barracudas
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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motel 5 is the more evil version of motel 6
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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deeply sad that there aren’t
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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more like suckular humanism lol
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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moons are weird
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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Most of the best women think the pacific-asia theater of the war is the most interesting
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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Problematic but delicious
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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I’m like magneto but for cinnamon rolls
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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I prefer the crunchy imperial exterior
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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you can’t eat just one, one thousand pound sack of circus peanuts
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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he was good at playing threatening guys. it’s wild how he switched to comedy
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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necromancer who puts the die in san diego
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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There’s only 20 kinds of people anyway
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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shirtless leslie nielsen impales a hippie with a tree branch & wrestles a bear
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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I assume they eat lots of sausage there