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los angeles • she/her

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The President 's avatar The President @dumbquixote.bsky.social
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Women love one thing and it’s WW2

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Jason's avatar Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social
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It’s me, the average David Cronenberg enjoyer.

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average wet strawberry fan

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the uber of having your hair played with

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i really like your handwriting

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Slim Clickems's avatar Slim Clickems @sneakyness.com
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Wet Strawberry,

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when a friend texts me that they’re looking for parking i know they’re fucking furious

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Hazy bath water's avatar Hazy bath water @bombulziir.bsky.social
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Musical chairs is a sick game that highlights and encourages the worst and most selfish aspects of society. We teach it to children to prepare them for an eternal battle in this life and the next.

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hello kelsey's avatar hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social
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that’s impressive! i love it

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my scorpio stellium calls out for people like you

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bsky’s only authentic poster

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every post is fiction and every moment of human connection is a performance lol

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is this tempera or acrylic?

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or blonde panther yes

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she should be acab wonder woman

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i only picture the ultimate cool girl swag tbh

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ugh so she was only in kinds of kindness for 4 seconds. but i think it was still worth the price of my ticket

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hello kitty texted an apology to me and 5 minutes later asked me what i remembered. i sent her the urban dictionary page for hangxiety and told her to drink a seltzer

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we are all on our phones together

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scorpio stellium in 12th house

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livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭's avatar livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 @mousegirl.boo
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hold on tight spider mommy

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So important we don’t stare at our phones all day

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they’re due for a brand refresh

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i double checked cuz you’ve fooled me once before (shame on me)

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the first time i saw a salamander, it was so beautiful and jelly-like, i thought it was fake

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every time you lie to someone, 300 spiders are born under your dresser just fyi. spider breeding has been a lucrative business for me and i’m really good at lying now

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she texted me that she got home safe and then something about endless power endless bliss endless landscaping future world heaven??

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Cosmos Lionheart's avatar Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
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In the lab, cooking up edible fireworks (eating fireworks)

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(after listening to a detailed breakdown of a friend’s neuroses and convoluted ways they’ve managed to self-sabotage) yeah no totally it’s the other person’s fault

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hello kitty texted me that her uber driver smells like earl grey tea and that she thinks i’m cool and brave

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calling hello kitty a cab cuz she just drank for the first time lmao

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beer is really powerful

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beer rules sorry i’m sick of keeping it to myself

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it’s funny cuz that’s what they say about AA too

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actually that’s really smart. i like the scientific method!!

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