i'm getting so, so tired of the doomerism on here, and the press loves covering shit like a horse race instead of explaining fundamentals and what's at play, a job that seems to fall to @golikehellmachine.com on here.
so here's a thread about why i'd rather be biden — yes, biden — right now
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Same username as here. I don't understand. The best part is WWF censors messages because it's a 13+ app so you really have to try hard to be a degenerate in there. And yet people succeed daily.
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Words With Friends has a chat function, and I get the most insane messages in there. A week or so ago a guy (unsolicited) told me my beard would tickle his ass. And today I had someone else tell me I need to adopt a child because my gay marriage will be lifeless and void without children.
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Meet John Curtis, Utah's likely new senator and a conservative who believes in climate change:
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The woke got me 😔
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I blacked out at high school baseball practice because it was 3PM in August and they made us run the length of the outfield 15 times without a water break. ✨
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Can’t wait for my elected officials to have an iPad on a swivel they flip around and say “it’s gonna ask you some questions and then you can pay” and one of the options is a $13,000 tip.
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My office had a “stop the bleed” event where you could learn to pack trauma wounds and they gave everyone kits. It was the most insane morbid thing I think I’ve ever experienced that they expected us to normalize it over bagels.
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Audiobook narrated by Troy McClure
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Frustrating. I’m sorry. Start throwing kolor molotvs
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After 6 months of someone ignoring my email I loaded up the 210 member group chat and lit them on fire. Things got fixed after that 💅
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Legit thought root worm was some new Linux malware
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Napster was a startup to find places to take a nap. They raised $15B and burned it all on executive trips and dinners and went bankrupt.
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My work accounts have a rotating password that is regenerated twice daily and they always look like AOL IM user names from the 90s. Today’s was particularly emo.
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Those too 🐒🍌
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Ours put gates so you can’t go out the in. And added cameras to each self checkout that does a video review of your mistakes. And disabled the ability to mute the screaming narrator for the checkout. Seems like a human would be easier ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The Kroger self checkout we use (because they offer no other choice on Sunday mornings) has been throwing more and more money at trying to make it work. Instead of paying people. If you’re making me ring up my own stuff you’d better believe I’m going to code the bougie organic veg as conventional.
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For sale: truck nuts, never used
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MFW I leave Goony Golf going over par
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🆒🆒🆒
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But I have hot takes about Mannequin (1987)
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