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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter

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look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.

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Jimmy L 📚's avatar Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social
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if I had to choose between sinking in an electric boat with a giant battery that would electrocute me, or jumping out of the boat and being eaten by a shark, or voting for trump, BRING ON THE ELECTRIC SHARK!!!!!

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The Classic Plumber's Lament's avatar The Classic Plumber's Lament @alampe666.bsky.social
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I voted third party last time because I could not stomach a vote for Biden but I'll just hold my nose this time. The stakes have really ramped up too much. I really hate that these fuckers have forced the country into this scenario.

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Velodus's avatar Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
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Co-sign 100%.

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Ana Marie Cox's avatar Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social
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Ok just a thought but kinda wish a literal empty suit was the choice.

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JoyousPanther's avatar JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social
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Heroes edition.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLI...

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Josh O'Connor-Chen's avatar Josh O'Connor-Chen @joshoconnorchen.bsky.social
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Dead would be an enormous improvement. Fingers crossed!

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mechanical jam's avatar mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social
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Honestly now that the president is a super-citizen with a blank check to do whatever the fuck they want, a comatose figurant is starting to sound like the ideal person for the job

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Marxist-Winemomist's avatar Marxist-Winemomist @weeznbeez.bsky.social
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Honestly I would prefer voting for a man who is literally dead.

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alex block's avatar alex block @alexblock.bsky.social
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Vote for the senile octogenarian, it’s important

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amdiamanti's avatar amdiamanti @amdiamanti.bsky.social
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There is precedent for the better a dead guy than a Republican vote.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Un...

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's avatar @coasterspaul.bsky.social
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Better dead than red!

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proud rebel scum ⚛️'s avatar proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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preach!

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Roland Muts's avatar Roland Muts @rhcmuts.bsky.social
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You vote for ideas and ideals, not a person. 100% agree!

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AK Faulkner 🏳️‍⚧️🖊️📚's avatar AK Faulkner 🏳️‍⚧️🖊️📚 @poopraven.bsky.social
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Weekend at Bernie's the everloving shit out of this election!

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Bresnan - Berry Connoisseur, Shortcake Sophisticate's avatar Bresnan - Berry Connoisseur, Shortcake Sophisticate @bresnanteddy.bsky.social
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is that like Deep Dark Fake Brandon? (I mean, I'd vote a corpse over Trump too, but ...like can we at least get a cute puppy or something?)

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“Magneto Was Right” in Bio's avatar “Magneto Was Right” in Bio @amosburtonrisen.bsky.social
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I’d vote for being shot in the dick 500 time in a row and then having my head slightly cut off but not all the way over voting for Trump

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Mark Shatraw's avatar Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
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Moldy Ham Sandwich 2024: Will Only Have Me Killed With Botulism

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Terrell Johnson 's avatar Terrell Johnson @terrellwrites.bsky.social
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Now that you mention it…

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TiredTeacher's avatar TiredTeacher @txteacher.bsky.social
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I have said for months I would vote for Biden’s corpse over Trump, and I would like to add also I would vote for his desiccated skeleton over Trump.

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My first US election I followed featured electing a guy who was literally dead. People were voting for his wife instead I think? It was all very inspiring. (the presidential side worked out less inspiring although even then I couldn't have guessed how bad and how far the consequences would echo)

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electricblue's avatar electricblue @dreamscythe.bsky.social
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Biden in a coma would be a better president than Trump even and maybe especially in a crisis

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Jacques-Larry David's avatar Jacques-Larry David @dayuan.bsky.social
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Hell yeah

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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)'s avatar Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed) @jimnobu.tv
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If "Me Having Near-fatal diarrhea for a year" was running against Trump, I know who I'm pulling the lever for

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The Fig Economy's avatar The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social
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Genuinely the only path. Get everyone you can to vote however you can for whoever's gonna beat Trump.

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Jim Gobetz's avatar Jim Gobetz @aiki14.bsky.social
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I am with you, FWIW.

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Zerofox's avatar Zerofox @zerofox72.bsky.social
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The way I see it is that I'm voting for Harris because I don't think he's going to survive the next 4 years and I'm ok with that

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Timlagor's avatar Timlagor @timlagor.bsky.social
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My concern would be voting for a man who is literally burning the planet.

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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At worst he'd only be *mostly* dead.

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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So YoU lOvE gEnOciDe

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Satrina🐺🖇🖇🖇's avatar Satrina🐺🖇🖇🖇 @satrinawuff.bsky.social
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if the dems put up a dead body they have my vote 💯

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Justin (He/Them)'s avatar Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social
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I'll vote for a wilted cabbage with capable advisors before Trump.

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tim "dicey" fitzzz's avatar tim "dicey" fitzzz @timfitz.bsky.social
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100% with you, but it's only voting against the end of democracy if joe biden is going to go absolutely ham in direct actions against the rolling conservative coup: packing the court, prosecuting the current justices for their overt corruption, pushing NPV through, criminalizing fascists' toolkits

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Radio Balki's avatar Radio Balki @penngwinn.bsky.social
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If Dennis Hoff from the Bunny Ranch can do it, so can Joe!

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Radio Balki's avatar Radio Balki @penngwinn.bsky.social
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Corpse 2024!

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