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Murphy's Lawyer@murphyslawyer.bsky.social |
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Online since before the Eternal September. Remembers when Woke used to be called treating others with respect and decency. You can find me elsewhere
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Judging by the screams from up and down Broad Street, either Mafeking has been relieved or England are through to the European Cup finals. Jolly good show either way.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Perhaps the Netherlands would like to invade us again?
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Standplaats Krakow
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Accept the loss, move on, and entertain yourselves by seeing how much loose change falls out of Michelle Mone’s pockets when she’s picked up by the ankles and shaken vigorously.
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John Bull
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I appreciate HAHA RACHEL REEVES SAY NO is the hard left's favourite meme right now. But a HUGE problem for transport outside of London was the last government's addiction to spending announcements, rather than having sane ministers who were across their briefs.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Ouch.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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White Christian Nationalists only support Israel because its existence is necessary for their version of Jesus to return; at which point Israel will be destroyed in a global thermonuclear war which will kill all non White Christian Nationalists. It’s in the Bible, you know.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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“Politically Correct” had lost its power too.
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Jaws - Commissions open
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Hi #PortfolioDay , I'm Jaws and I'm an illustrator, podcaster and streamer located in Norway. I'm looking to do covers of all sorts; books, comics, beverage labels, posters, podcasts etc.
🖼️ www.jawsstone.com
✉️ jawscommission@gmail.com
🎙️ @theartofpod.bsky.social
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Fiona Creates
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Ey up #PortfolioDay
I’m Fiona, an Illustrator & Comic Artist/Writer from the UK. I work with bold shapes and colour; and narratives often with a YA audience. I’ve worked for Disney, Tapas and Maverick and currently working on my own Ladies of the Knight
fionacreates.net
ladiesoftheknightcomic.com
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A.G.Willow
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happy #portfolioday! I'm A.G. Willow, freelance TTRPG artist and comics-dabbler. I love drawing everything fantasy, fairy tale and romance, and can't resist injecting a sense of humor into most things
💛 CV and links willowsquest.carrd.co
✒️ willowsquestportfolio.carrd.co
💌 willowsquest@gmail.com
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alex moore
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HEY HEY #PORTFOLIODAY! I’m a london-based #comics artists and illustrator and am currently open for cover gigs for your comic, book or podcast!
alxmoore6@googlemail.com
cargocollective.com/alexmooreill...
#art
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Murphy's Lawyer
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I’d honestly forgotten what he sounded like. I was wondering which blithering idiot they’d got on #BBC #Radio4 #Today going on about how the NHS must have all our medical records so AI can get rid of bureaucracy and I Stand With She Who Must Not Be Named.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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I have this urge to watch Freiren: beyond journey’s end again.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Enough news for now. Lots of pics from the feeder cam to go through and comics to read. Today's Questionable Content is well up to its usual standard. questionablecontent.net/view.php?com...
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Mostly. Mixed in with pretentious people who think they’re experts in everything.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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No change at #BBC #Radio4 #Today… pundits waffling that Biden must step aside because the election results in France and the UK show a youthful hard strategy is needed to win and no it’s getting the vote out to make sure the fascists don’t take control.
No pasaran, melonfarmers!
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Contractural JJ Abrams involvement in every new production?
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Murphy's Lawyer
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“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.” - Ronald Reagan
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Murphy's Lawyer
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“If I was not comfortable, I would not sleep like this, hooman.”
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Murphy's Lawyer
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What we need here is for a blue box to appear, someone to step out of it and yell “UNDER ARTICLE 92 OF THE SHADOW PROCLAMATION THIS IS NOW A FIXED POINT IN TIME”, then step back into the box which vanishes.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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“Nobody needs to know my uninformed and probably horribly incorrect opinions” is a sentence that can serve a lot of very people very well.
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Eddie Cochrane
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So my theory as to why Sir Kier Starmer went to the Admiralty Building first before going to No. 10 was to add his name to the treaty with the Deep Old Ones.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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The @weregopher.bsky.social and I said in chorus at the end of Starmer’s speech “He talks purty”.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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“If you think the BBC is left-wing today…” Thoth. E-scooter.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Stick a branch of McDonald’s in the House of Commons restaurant?
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Mitildide 🦖
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Les résultats des élections britanniques sont sorties et c'est l'occasion d'apprendre que "Capt'n Beanie", un candidat portant un masque au motif de haricots à la sauce tomate, a fait trois fois plus de voix que Posie Parker, la leader mondiale du mouvement anti-trans.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Welp. Good feeling reduced. Off to have a back tooth pulled.
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Maladroithe
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Larry has served dutifully since 2011 and remains the most effective member of the British gov’t
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Murphy's Lawyer
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I lived in Essex for four years. Don’t know why that’s real either.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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She held up the declaration until the slow clapping in the hall started too. I think she was screaming at her handlers. “I won’t go out there! I WON’T! If you make me, I’ll scream and scream and scream until I’m sick! AND I CAN!!!”
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John Bull
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WIth fifteen seats to declare, con now confirm that the Tories have managed to NARROWLY avoid a LMAO and cling on for a LOL.
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Naomi Alderman
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What we would have been doing in my childhood which I really urgently need someone to do now is to go through the Reform vote and correlate it with every single possible metric to explain to us what the demographics are that drive a constituency toward Reform.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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The Economist can yeet itself directly into the sun.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Today is hopefully the day when things in the UK will start getting worse at a slower rate.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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While I would like to see a look on Sunak’s face equivalent to Johnson’s the morning after the Brexit referendum, it would come at too a high a price. Besides, he’d just sod off to whatever cushy job Elon’s got lined up for him.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Your honor, with all due respect, FIRST we take Manhattan, THEN we take Berlin.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Well, transphobia requires a lot less money than say helping families out by abolishing the two-kid cap on Child Benefit. I have a mostly decent MP whom I expect to be returned. Planning to start with “don’t make me hold your feet to the fire on this one”.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Good. That’s saved me some cut and paste work on the computer today. Just hit Print.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Night all. If you’re entitled to vote in the UK elections tomorrow please do.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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When w3w started up, they offered custom “one words” which you could change the location of as you saw fit. I paid for a 10 year licence for one which I used for three years. Then w3w cancelled the service. No explanation, no refunds. Sods.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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When Miramax got the overseas distribution rights to Princess Mononoke, producer Toshio Suzuki presented Harvey Weinstein with a (blunt prop) Samurai sword and told him “no cut”.
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Shiv Ramdas
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"As an Indian don't you support Rishi Sunak" I very much do I think he is a crown jewel of England and therefore should be kept locked in the Tower of London and only taken out once a year for public display
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Murphy's Lawyer
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I also see that some Very Fine People believe they are ushering in the Second American Revolution and it will be bloodless as long as the Left don’t oppose them. I fear there will be cries of “the Left violently opposed us by repeatedly bashing their heads against our boots”…
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Murphy's Lawyer
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It has been 0 days since the last pigeon incident.
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DEATHSTAR EXPRESS: Dishy Darth receives a massive poll boost from popular former crime lord #tomorrowspaperstoday
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Murphy's Lawyer
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I get the same bad vibes from this as I did when certain people insisted on calling a former Chancellor of the Exchequer Gideon and not his preferred name of George, because everyone knows a lot of Those People are called Gideon.
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Murphy's Lawyer
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Thanks. The “display larger Alt-text” option was new to me.
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Amal El-Mohtar
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Does anyone attending/organizing @glasgow2024.bsky.social know about whether there's a cancellation list for the Crown Plaza and/or how to get on to it?
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Murphy's Lawyer
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This. It’s bloody bleak, and so many groups are being marginalised / thrown under the bus, but I have to choose hope even if it turns out to be folorn.
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